jerry koufeldt
@jerrykoufeldt.bsky.social
i only take three things seriously: art, philosophy and comedy
every local news station in louisville swearing they were “first” to report the UPS cargo crash, your viewers were already watching it on social media before your anchors brushed their teeth. congrats on being first… your "first reports" were social media video posts from 15 minutes earlier.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
every local news station in louisville swearing they were “first” to report the UPS cargo crash, your viewers were already watching it on social media before your anchors brushed their teeth. congrats on being first… your "first reports" were social media video posts from 15 minutes earlier.
i still think the greatest soliloquy ever soliloquyed on tv or in a movie is reverend smith on deadwood when he's preaching at the horses and oxen about circumcision.
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i still think the greatest soliloquy ever soliloquyed on tv or in a movie is reverend smith on deadwood when he's preaching at the horses and oxen about circumcision.
my great grandma used to make humburger/vegetable soup when i was small. i loved it. i made "hamburger" soup the other day (i use ground chicken), and i got it nearly perfect now, but i FORGOT to put some barley in it. no big deal. i can add some... but i am out of barley. good grief HAHAHAHAA
September 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
my great grandma used to make humburger/vegetable soup when i was small. i loved it. i made "hamburger" soup the other day (i use ground chicken), and i got it nearly perfect now, but i FORGOT to put some barley in it. no big deal. i can add some... but i am out of barley. good grief HAHAHAHAA
so the claim is autism is 100% the fault of women. got it.
September 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
so the claim is autism is 100% the fault of women. got it.
September 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
September 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
you could drop mando into a batman movie and batman into a mandalorian movie, and there's really not much difference. similar backstories and tone, too. mando is a bit funnier.
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
you could drop mando into a batman movie and batman into a mandalorian movie, and there's really not much difference. similar backstories and tone, too. mando is a bit funnier.
The same people angry about the cracker barrel logo change are the same people who were angry about the animal crackers box design that took the animals OUT of the cages. The word cracker being in both brands and who's angry shouldn't be lost on anyone.
August 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The same people angry about the cracker barrel logo change are the same people who were angry about the animal crackers box design that took the animals OUT of the cages. The word cracker being in both brands and who's angry shouldn't be lost on anyone.
newsome trolling trump is going to get us a new "covfefe"
August 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
newsome trolling trump is going to get us a new "covfefe"
trump's going to start imposing higher tariffs if he doesn't receive a nobel prize. that's his angle, "give me a peace prize, or i'll impose economic violence."
August 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
trump's going to start imposing higher tariffs if he doesn't receive a nobel prize. that's his angle, "give me a peace prize, or i'll impose economic violence."
The (fake) debate over putting pets away for guests is absurd. I put my cats away for their safety, not guest comfort. No shitheel’s leaving the door open so my cat(s) escapes. If someone demands I lock them up, that’s a 100% guarantee the cats roam free. This is their house. Fuck your (dis)comfort.
August 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The (fake) debate over putting pets away for guests is absurd. I put my cats away for their safety, not guest comfort. No shitheel’s leaving the door open so my cat(s) escapes. If someone demands I lock them up, that’s a 100% guarantee the cats roam free. This is their house. Fuck your (dis)comfort.
“You can’t build a peaceful world on empty stomachs and human misery.” -Norman Borlaug
August 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“You can’t build a peaceful world on empty stomachs and human misery.” -Norman Borlaug
I just read that Adam Sandler is a registered republican but not a trump supporter. I'm surprised trump ain't calling him names.
#happygilmore #golf #adamsandler #politics
#happygilmore #golf #adamsandler #politics
July 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I just read that Adam Sandler is a registered republican but not a trump supporter. I'm surprised trump ain't calling him names.
#happygilmore #golf #adamsandler #politics
#happygilmore #golf #adamsandler #politics
the way the GOP keeps blocking these files (which they also claim don't exist), you'd think more of them are in them instead of just drumpf.
July 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
the way the GOP keeps blocking these files (which they also claim don't exist), you'd think more of them are in them instead of just drumpf.
lifeforce (1985) is nuts! it's based on a book titled "vampires from outer space", and that's what it is!
July 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
lifeforce (1985) is nuts! it's based on a book titled "vampires from outer space", and that's what it is!
all those shallow things about 'em, those are the deep parts.
July 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
all those shallow things about 'em, those are the deep parts.
