I am making him not very good-looking and somewhat overweight, with a weird hairdo. I am still working on the ending and the title. What do you think?

He will enter politics and run for office, defeating two women and losing to a man. Along the way he will be convicted of almost three dozen felonies. Much of the drama will take place on golf courses. I think I will add a little sex, rape, and infidelity, maybe even some child molestation.

I hate that two Catholic children were shot while attending Mass.
I hate my country’s love affair with guns.

Meanwhile, we have a misguided administration that is taking us in the wrong direction.