I wrote this, shoutout Ingram Park Mall

Time for #GladiatorII

Take me back to this hammock in Mahogany Bay

Matilda and #PoorThingsFilm

I once had a t-shirt that said “Taken By Force From Kerry Von Erich” #TheIronClaw

Right after this pic the smell of churros picked me up by the nose and carried me away like Donald Duck smelling a pie

#Halloween serial number 6, the final in my series: Count Chocula. Still the best, with the most distinct taste of all the Monster Cereals. Though the Chocolate Lucky Charms are available year round, it’s really the Count who should be handling that market

Left: "Heh it's Halloween."
Right: "Oh crap, I'll be 45 in 10 days."

#Halloween cereal number 5, my old friend Franken Berry. Solid second for the Monster Cereals, but I don’t recall it being this bright pink. Anyway, he seems friendly and way more steampunk-y than your traditional Frankenstein

#Halloween cereal number 4: Boo Berry. It’s been so long since I’ve had this I imagined it would be more blue. But it isn’t. It’s good though, probably the lowest key of the Monster Cereals. Good to see you again, buddy!

In my “Better Call Saul” era

Been saving this @spurs @heb ice cream for opening night

#Halloween cereal number 3, Carmella Creeper. The new kid in the Monster Cereal family…the first female (finally!) but they made her a hip DJ zombie? Anyway, I’ve seen the cereal get a bad rap online, but it’s fine, except for the weird apple aftertaste. I wish it were better.

#Halloween serial number 2, Chocolate Lucky Charms with limited edition Haunted Marshmallows. I know those are the Count Chocula bats, but everything else just tastes like Count Chocula too. Am I nuts?

At least 3 more meals at @McDonalds are on the schedule for me this #Halloween season

I haven’t eaten cereal in over a year, but for #Halloween I finally tried this “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” cereal I bought a few weeks ago. The vanilla isn’t bad, but the marshmallows are basically indistinguishable from the pieces in this teensy bowl I used

Matilda and Tony Soprano