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Tell us a bit about yourself, and where you live. Also, your credit card number and brief description of your spending habits....🎡
He probably forced them to do it or he wasn't going to let them have the games here somehow. It's not a real award. First time in the history of FIFA and he just so happens to be the "winner".
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Careful up there. Someone told me that they had Scotts up yunder...
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
October 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just wait a little bit and it might change to ubiquitous....
September 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
September 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I wonder how long he had to put the plants in a room together before they, you know,...before they "hit it off".
September 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is how stupid we've become....
July 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Be sure to cover it with chocolate for the full effect
July 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
July 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
July 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
July 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
June 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This only works on paper.... Lol
June 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I bet that they will make a new calendar after the armageddon thing happens. We could start back up in year 1....or in 1400, 1500, or 1931. Either way they decide to do it, Norman Rockwell is going to have way, way different scenes to paint.
June 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
🤣🤣
June 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
June 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
June 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Does it come from the sky?
Does it come from both the ground and sky?
Or, does it come from the ground reaching out towards space, using our geo-electric pulse to find electrons?

Either way, this is why you do not stand beneath a tree during a thunderstorm.
June 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
One of these trees got struck by lightning last week and I'm out here like a real looney!
June 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Better be on your best fucking behaviour too, bitches!
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He's on the move!!
June 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
He didn't come out to see me, though. I knocked several times. Lol
June 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
June 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have decided or more appropriately, 'ascertained', that no one listens to me...so what's the point?

My thoughts must sting or stink....or I am just simply speaking to fools.
May 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Deadpool's baby sister? 🤔🤪
May 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM