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Jeremiah Graves
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suckin' on a chili dog
RIP, lil homie!
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
living in New England is absolutely the best about 90% of the time ... and then McRib season rolls around
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I've read enough. The science is indisputable. ☕🍩
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
the best there is
the best there was
the best there ever will be
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
it's about ding-dang time, y'all ...
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Post yourself from a different era.

September 1, 2006 — the day we officially moved to Boston. This was after struggling for hours to maneuver a couch up three flights of skinny stairs; only to destroy it with a hammer after it became an unmovable mass stuck in our doorway and blocking the hallway.
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Max Blanck and Isaac Harris have just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
{the sound of gravel in a coffee grinder} We need more silica Sean, our insides are too wet, too goopy and-and-and that creates an ideal environment for-for brain worms, autism, and ADHD to thrive. It's not enough to have silica near our food, Sean, it-it-it-it needs to *BE* our food.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
shockingly unpopular with the local youths
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
LEW FORD.

The correct answer is ALWAYS Lew Ford.
October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Happy Halloween, Nerds!
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Be sure to check your Halloween candy. I just found the Epstein Files in a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
that said, I *DID* buy a bag of Kit Kat Counts, because these mofos are adorable as hell ... unfortunately, I've already eaten the entire bag in one sitting and there's a non-zero chance that I'm going to barf from Kit Kat overload
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
me to my wife while i'm hootin' and hollerin' during the world series and she's trying to go to sleep in the other room
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
okay - this is the one - Ohtani needs to go full Eddie Murray with the 'stache and sideburns
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
he could make Austin Wells' homage to Paul Blart look real good under the bright lights of Dodger Stadium
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
he could go apeshit with the Brandon Marsh "damp Jumanji" look
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Logan Gilbert's "guy who sells you knock-off boner pills at a truck stop" goatee is a solid option
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
him adopting Bieber's angry 90's gym teacher mustache would be kinda cool
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Lew Ford, obviously
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
thinkin' about Kinsella's "Iowa Baseball Confederacy" for no reason tonight
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
speaking truth to power
October 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
oh spooky ... i hope no one has a plastic box with latches readily available to completely incapacitate my three pound nemesis
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
it's about time someone was courageous enough to come out and say it!!
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM