Jeorge the Dodo Bird
@jeorgethedodo.bsky.social
I'm the last of the dodo birds. I love long walks on the beach only because I can't fly over them. And yes, I always watch out for seagulls overhead. You should too.
Me: I think it's time to clean the chimney.
Doug: Why?
Me: Well, you know...for Santa?
Doug: Jeorge, that chimney leads straight to the furnace...
ME: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
Doug: Why?
Me: Well, you know...for Santa?
Doug: Jeorge, that chimney leads straight to the furnace...
ME: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me: I think it's time to clean the chimney.
Doug: Why?
Me: Well, you know...for Santa?
Doug: Jeorge, that chimney leads straight to the furnace...
ME: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
Doug: Why?
Me: Well, you know...for Santa?
Doug: Jeorge, that chimney leads straight to the furnace...
ME: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
Staples, in a bold, innovative move, begins shipping by TARDIS.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Staples, in a bold, innovative move, begins shipping by TARDIS.
Professor Jameson: Stop hyperventilating. You know it's hard for me to talk when you do that...
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Professor Jameson: Stop hyperventilating. You know it's hard for me to talk when you do that...
Rainy Christmas (Was it really a Hallmark scene?)
YouTube video by Douglas Twitchell
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Very cool, although Doug says it doesn't have to match exactly; it can be half, or double, or other simple ratios.
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Very cool, although Doug says it doesn't have to match exactly; it can be half, or double, or other simple ratios.
Reposted by Jeorge the Dodo Bird
This is such a beautiful word. Our Bibles translate it as "hospitality" but it really means "Loving the Stranger."
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is such a beautiful word. Our Bibles translate it as "hospitality" but it really means "Loving the Stranger."
Doug did this medley last year; it seems a fitting start for the Advent season.
youtu.be/dlQj-46zRFg?...
youtu.be/dlQj-46zRFg?...
Christmas Carols with Lyrics - Violin Medley
YouTube video by Douglas Twitchell
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Doug did this medley last year; it seems a fitting start for the Advent season.
youtu.be/dlQj-46zRFg?...
youtu.be/dlQj-46zRFg?...
Every year, it's the same Thanksgiving prayer!
Jeorge's Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by Douglas Twitchell
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November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Every year, it's the same Thanksgiving prayer!
HAPPY THANKGIVING TO ALL!
A Child's Thanksgiving
YouTube video by Douglas Twitchell
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
HAPPY THANKGIVING TO ALL!
Me: I want to sing "Angels We Have Heard on High" at our Christmas show.
Doug: Uh...isn't that the one that holds out "Gloria" for like five minutes without a breath?
Me: Well, I think that's a BIT of an exaggeration. Besides, you don't have to worry about it - I'll be the one singing it.
Doug: 😬
Doug: Uh...isn't that the one that holds out "Gloria" for like five minutes without a breath?
Me: Well, I think that's a BIT of an exaggeration. Besides, you don't have to worry about it - I'll be the one singing it.
Doug: 😬
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me: I want to sing "Angels We Have Heard on High" at our Christmas show.
Doug: Uh...isn't that the one that holds out "Gloria" for like five minutes without a breath?
Me: Well, I think that's a BIT of an exaggeration. Besides, you don't have to worry about it - I'll be the one singing it.
Doug: 😬
Doug: Uh...isn't that the one that holds out "Gloria" for like five minutes without a breath?
Me: Well, I think that's a BIT of an exaggeration. Besides, you don't have to worry about it - I'll be the one singing it.
Doug: 😬
Well, FINALLY, it's November and I can share my Thanksgiving song. I've been waiting all year for this.
Turkey in the Oven (Turkey in the Straw for Thanksgiving)
YouTube video by Douglas Twitchell
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Well, FINALLY, it's November and I can share my Thanksgiving song. I've been waiting all year for this.
"I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me."
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me."
A beautiful fall day...
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A beautiful fall day...
Some birds are plastic, but some of us are latex. Much more flexible and expressive.
"Mother always seemed a little detached emotionally, almost stiff as plastic in her facial expressions, but I was well nourished, and couldn't want for anything, so that is how I grew up."
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Some birds are plastic, but some of us are latex. Much more flexible and expressive.
YAY!!!! My favorite time of the year!
Thanksgiving and Christmas videos!
YouTube video by Douglas Twitchell
youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
YAY!!!! My favorite time of the year!
Oh, that Jeffrey...
Itsy Bitsy Spider - The Timberwolf Version
YouTube video by Douglas Twitchell
youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Oh, that Jeffrey...
Reposted by Jeorge the Dodo Bird
I don't know a LOT about music, but this makes me feel uncomfortable...
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I don't know a LOT about music, but this makes me feel uncomfortable...
The end comes...
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The end comes...
So beautiful...
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So beautiful...
I'm a poet! And I didn't even know it!
Jeorge's Limerick about Seagulls
YouTube video by Douglas Twitchell
youtube.com
October 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm a poet! And I didn't even know it!
That sums it up pretty well...
October 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That sums it up pretty well...