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Jennifer Garvie
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Large boobs of depression | bisexual thingamajig | I used to get hit with galvanized rubber for fun | I love languages | disabled and recovering | I'd rather be cooking | Edmonton, Alberta | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
I just made poutine ramen from leftover gravy and curds and… it wasn't the worst?
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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yes, it's that marvel of the arctic; the wonderful snowshoe hare!
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I just murdered a can of Pepsi Zero, AMA.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Transgender for everybody!!
Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Dismantle the BBC. Sell the offices and the equipment. End this blight upon the most vulnerable of us.
Switched on BBC News and they’re crowing about how their investigation has led to the govt banning asylum seekers from using taxis to go see a doctor. Sick country.
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Moose (going to Jasper)

Tundra wolf (running beside the welding truck on the way to Yellowknife on the Mackenzie Highway)

Wolverine (same highway)

White rail deer, various spots

Red fox, running past me, Yellowknife
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Snowshoe hare
White-tailed deer
Bald eagle
Beaver
Richardson's ground squirrel
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Pine Martin
Sasquatch
Chupacabra
Ogopogo
Black Bear
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Poutine made with potato chip style chips, Alberta cheese curds, and mushroom gumbo gravy with ground beef.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm bisexual in that I truly am a disaster.
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Canada is above-average when it comes to private spending in health care. And where has that got us?

Higher costs & higher mortality outcomes!

This is extra concerning in Alberta, one of the most privatized health care systems in Canada. It's past time we start prioritizing patients—NOT profits!
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oh, cool, you've got a trans social function? Yeah? Does it have a mask policy? No? Ah, yeah, no, I'm busy organizing my magazines tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I make haute posts. Haute postée. Molecular postronomy. Michelin posts. Deconstructed posts.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Americans are busy doing Thanksgiving.

I'm cozy and wrapped up in my warm blanket.

We are not the same.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I killed a man just to watch him die.

My neighbours even watched. They didn't do anything.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm watching a girl live code music and it might be the coolest thing.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
There are always moments when I'm reading Dorely Hall and one of the girls has a thought monologue about the way she felt as a teenager.

I very rarely get stabbed in the heart with literature like I do with that.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

1). Edgefest
2). Lilith Fair
3). NIN w/QOTSA
4). Alexisonfire
5). Metric w/ July Talk
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
- Jovanotti
- multiple Edmonton Folk Music Festivals
- David Byrne and St Vincent
- Metallica
- Kraftwerk
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
-Pavement & Sonic Youth
-Leonard Cohen
-Bruce Springsteen
-Wilco
-multiple Vinyl Cafe Christmas concerts
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If Carney is willing to cut Alberta loose and concede everything, I doubt he's going to wade into all of Alberta's anti-trans laws. In fact, I'll bet it accelerates it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
In provincial news, the Government of Alberta announced that all citizens will now have their DNA forcibly spliced with Western Canadian Select in a bill entitled The Compassionate Oil Social Reengineering Act.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Just think, someday blood donation forms will ask "Have you lived or visited the United States or Alberta in the last x months" in the risk factors section.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Sunrise this morning had me snapping pictures like a tourist. #Edmonton #YEG
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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The UCP’s fall legislative session reveals volumes about what the party really values and what it doesn’t: no rights for teachers and trans folks (Bills 2 and 9) no rights for those who depend on AIMCo investments (Bill 12) but hey, we’ll pay out to aussie coal companies any time. #ableg #abpoli
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Your softness matters.
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"You have AuDHD."
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
9. They're not ducks. Run.
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The UCP is liable for the murder of trans youth all across Alberta.
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM