Admiral Janneke
@jensully.bsky.social
Geek, gamer, 1700s fictional pirate
FYI: if you have a head cold right now with headaches and sore throat, you probably have covid.
My husband and I both missed work this week because people are spreading this around thinking it's "just a cold."
Unless you're going to help pay other people's bills, STAY HOME and wear a damn mask!!!
My husband and I both missed work this week because people are spreading this around thinking it's "just a cold."
Unless you're going to help pay other people's bills, STAY HOME and wear a damn mask!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
FYI: if you have a head cold right now with headaches and sore throat, you probably have covid.
My husband and I both missed work this week because people are spreading this around thinking it's "just a cold."
Unless you're going to help pay other people's bills, STAY HOME and wear a damn mask!!!
My husband and I both missed work this week because people are spreading this around thinking it's "just a cold."
Unless you're going to help pay other people's bills, STAY HOME and wear a damn mask!!!
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Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.
October 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.
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This economy is fundamentally reliant on immigrant workers.
That is why it's important not to deport them but to help them get documented.
It actually makes economic sense.
That is why it's important not to deport them but to help them get documented.
It actually makes economic sense.
September 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This economy is fundamentally reliant on immigrant workers.
That is why it's important not to deport them but to help them get documented.
It actually makes economic sense.
That is why it's important not to deport them but to help them get documented.
It actually makes economic sense.
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The difference is God demands loyalty without evidence he exists, while science provides evidence and lets us come to our own conclusions. If your conclusion differs from science, that means you’re wrong. That’s because science has these things called “facts”, while religion does not.
September 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The difference is God demands loyalty without evidence he exists, while science provides evidence and lets us come to our own conclusions. If your conclusion differs from science, that means you’re wrong. That’s because science has these things called “facts”, while religion does not.
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When is this abomination going to be held accountable for his lies? 🤥😡👇🏼
September 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
When is this abomination going to be held accountable for his lies? 🤥😡👇🏼
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Captain Landon Johnson
August 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Captain Landon Johnson
Sadie is always so judgemental...
August 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sadie is always so judgemental...
I'm not the type to complain about "triggers," but I wish companies would consider people with trauma when coming up with advertising.
Purina's new ad about domestic violence is a great cause, but the ad itself is upsetting.
I lost a cat to domestic violence. And by lost, I mean she disappeared.
Purina's new ad about domestic violence is a great cause, but the ad itself is upsetting.
I lost a cat to domestic violence. And by lost, I mean she disappeared.
August 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm not the type to complain about "triggers," but I wish companies would consider people with trauma when coming up with advertising.
Purina's new ad about domestic violence is a great cause, but the ad itself is upsetting.
I lost a cat to domestic violence. And by lost, I mean she disappeared.
Purina's new ad about domestic violence is a great cause, but the ad itself is upsetting.
I lost a cat to domestic violence. And by lost, I mean she disappeared.
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The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
July 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
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Welker to Lindsey Graham as he pushes baseless conspiracy theories in an effort to gin up a scandal about Obama: "Are you trying to rewrite history to distract from the Epstein matter, senator?"
July 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Welker to Lindsey Graham as he pushes baseless conspiracy theories in an effort to gin up a scandal about Obama: "Are you trying to rewrite history to distract from the Epstein matter, senator?"
I get that some people don't want to give up certain luxuries to save the environment, but one of my neighbors has had their AC AND their heat on at the same time.
Here's an idea: turn down your AC if you're cold instead of wasting natural gas.
Also, since when is 80 degrees cold enough for heat?
Here's an idea: turn down your AC if you're cold instead of wasting natural gas.
Also, since when is 80 degrees cold enough for heat?
July 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I get that some people don't want to give up certain luxuries to save the environment, but one of my neighbors has had their AC AND their heat on at the same time.
Here's an idea: turn down your AC if you're cold instead of wasting natural gas.
Also, since when is 80 degrees cold enough for heat?
Here's an idea: turn down your AC if you're cold instead of wasting natural gas.
Also, since when is 80 degrees cold enough for heat?
I decided to go to McDonald's for lunch the other day.
Why do people still eat that crap? The fries were okay, but the burger tasted like vomit.
Do people not know what food is supposed to taste like? Was it always this bad or have my tastes changed because of cooking at home more often?
Why do people still eat that crap? The fries were okay, but the burger tasted like vomit.
Do people not know what food is supposed to taste like? Was it always this bad or have my tastes changed because of cooking at home more often?
July 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I decided to go to McDonald's for lunch the other day.
Why do people still eat that crap? The fries were okay, but the burger tasted like vomit.
Do people not know what food is supposed to taste like? Was it always this bad or have my tastes changed because of cooking at home more often?
Why do people still eat that crap? The fries were okay, but the burger tasted like vomit.
Do people not know what food is supposed to taste like? Was it always this bad or have my tastes changed because of cooking at home more often?
The random stuff that goes through my head when I try to get to sleep...
Like why does everyone gather at the wolf exhibit at ZooAmerica in Hershey?
Why not watch the cougars? They are a much more interesting animal. Why watch the dogs when you can see the murder kitties?
Like why does everyone gather at the wolf exhibit at ZooAmerica in Hershey?
Why not watch the cougars? They are a much more interesting animal. Why watch the dogs when you can see the murder kitties?
July 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The random stuff that goes through my head when I try to get to sleep...
Like why does everyone gather at the wolf exhibit at ZooAmerica in Hershey?
Why not watch the cougars? They are a much more interesting animal. Why watch the dogs when you can see the murder kitties?
Like why does everyone gather at the wolf exhibit at ZooAmerica in Hershey?
Why not watch the cougars? They are a much more interesting animal. Why watch the dogs when you can see the murder kitties?
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
Thought I would finish my schoolwork for the week on my day off. Google had other plans...
This is why I prefer physical textbooks: you can still access them during a major internet outage.
This is why I prefer physical textbooks: you can still access them during a major internet outage.
June 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thought I would finish my schoolwork for the week on my day off. Google had other plans...
This is why I prefer physical textbooks: you can still access them during a major internet outage.
This is why I prefer physical textbooks: you can still access them during a major internet outage.
What the actual fuck is happening in this country??
So, according to QAnon and Trump, Biden died in 2020, was replaced by a body double, but the one they picked to replace him was weak and infirm, and somehow Jake Tapper didn’t notice anything.
Got it.
Got it.
June 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
What the actual fuck is happening in this country??
While it's true I despise AI in most forms, I had the option to have my books turned into AI-read audiobooks.
I would love to do them myself, but no one would want to listen to my voice that long, and reading aloud is not something with which I excel.
books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
I would love to do them myself, but no one would want to listen to my voice that long, and reading aloud is not something with which I excel.
books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
Pirate Ophelia
Fiction · 2025
books.apple.com
May 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
While it's true I despise AI in most forms, I had the option to have my books turned into AI-read audiobooks.
I would love to do them myself, but no one would want to listen to my voice that long, and reading aloud is not something with which I excel.
books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
I would love to do them myself, but no one would want to listen to my voice that long, and reading aloud is not something with which I excel.
books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
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GOP plans to increase the tax rate by 74% by 2031 for people earning $15,000 yearly.
May 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
GOP plans to increase the tax rate by 74% by 2031 for people earning $15,000 yearly.
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Trump’s scattered brain creates havoc
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
Trump’s scattered brain creates havoc
The economy is at the mercy of the least informed president in history
open.substack.com
May 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Trump’s scattered brain creates havoc
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
How are there people gullible enough to believe this bullshit???
April 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How are there people gullible enough to believe this bullshit???
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I never wanted kids and we don't have the room or money for one, but this makes me so mad that I would take one of these kids in and give him/her a stable home.
They are just kids!!! Why do so many only care about them from conception until birth? It's revolting!!
They are just kids!!! Why do so many only care about them from conception until birth? It's revolting!!
One of the most shocking things I have read for a while:
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April 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I never wanted kids and we don't have the room or money for one, but this makes me so mad that I would take one of these kids in and give him/her a stable home.
They are just kids!!! Why do so many only care about them from conception until birth? It's revolting!!
They are just kids!!! Why do so many only care about them from conception until birth? It's revolting!!
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“Whoa. Tesla is doing really bad. It must be because I’m not there enough.” - A deluded megalomaniac
April 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Whoa. Tesla is doing really bad. It must be because I’m not there enough.” - A deluded megalomaniac