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Watch: you'll have add a fourth "l" to your name.
I feel like that's a pretty okay deep cut mayo joke.
I feel like that's a pretty okay deep cut mayo joke.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Watch: you'll have add a fourth "l" to your name.
I feel like that's a pretty okay deep cut mayo joke.
I feel like that's a pretty okay deep cut mayo joke.
I mean, can you prove it's not true?
Also, "my mother's friend's friend" sounds like something a Gen Xer would say. hehe
Also, "my mother's friend's friend" sounds like something a Gen Xer would say. hehe
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I mean, can you prove it's not true?
Also, "my mother's friend's friend" sounds like something a Gen Xer would say. hehe
Also, "my mother's friend's friend" sounds like something a Gen Xer would say. hehe
This sounds like the type of made up sentence someone would have written on their Myspace page in 2005 if they were trying to write ironic fiction about 2025.
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This sounds like the type of made up sentence someone would have written on their Myspace page in 2005 if they were trying to write ironic fiction about 2025.
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him."
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him."
Does it have a reviewer 2 option?
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Does it have a reviewer 2 option?
Total aside:
Sugar Daddy first (1920s), then Sugar Babies (1930s), then Sugar Mama (1960s).
Sugar Daddy was originally called "Papa Sucker."
The Sugar Daddy was invented by a right-wing conspiracy theorist who co-founded the John Birch Society. Non-humorously, Sugar Daddies made MAGA possible.
Sugar Daddy first (1920s), then Sugar Babies (1930s), then Sugar Mama (1960s).
Sugar Daddy was originally called "Papa Sucker."
The Sugar Daddy was invented by a right-wing conspiracy theorist who co-founded the John Birch Society. Non-humorously, Sugar Daddies made MAGA possible.
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Total aside:
Sugar Daddy first (1920s), then Sugar Babies (1930s), then Sugar Mama (1960s).
Sugar Daddy was originally called "Papa Sucker."
The Sugar Daddy was invented by a right-wing conspiracy theorist who co-founded the John Birch Society. Non-humorously, Sugar Daddies made MAGA possible.
Sugar Daddy first (1920s), then Sugar Babies (1930s), then Sugar Mama (1960s).
Sugar Daddy was originally called "Papa Sucker."
The Sugar Daddy was invented by a right-wing conspiracy theorist who co-founded the John Birch Society. Non-humorously, Sugar Daddies made MAGA possible.
I did make an enemy the other day when someone told me that they didn't use AI because it's just low paid people in other countries, and I responded, "Like the people who made your clothes and phone and furniture."
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I did make an enemy the other day when someone told me that they didn't use AI because it's just low paid people in other countries, and I responded, "Like the people who made your clothes and phone and furniture."
We'll find out in 2026, I bet.
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We'll find out in 2026, I bet.
Cambridge UP is really practicing meiosis with that first sentence, huh?
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Cambridge UP is really practicing meiosis with that first sentence, huh?
If you're Atreu, your finances are Artax and the CSS is the Swamp of Sadness.
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you're Atreu, your finances are Artax and the CSS is the Swamp of Sadness.
The pain is real, so imagine, for the moment, the financial aid folks who have to help students, families and counselors navigate it thousands of times each year while being blamed for all the suffering the FAFSA causes ...
Be sure to send them an email and a gift card to the local imbibery.
Be sure to send them an email and a gift card to the local imbibery.
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The pain is real, so imagine, for the moment, the financial aid folks who have to help students, families and counselors navigate it thousands of times each year while being blamed for all the suffering the FAFSA causes ...
Be sure to send them an email and a gift card to the local imbibery.
Be sure to send them an email and a gift card to the local imbibery.
Evidence that the guys have cursed you
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Evidence that the guys have cursed you
I don't believe you, lol
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I don't believe you, lol
Good luck, and we all expect cocktail recipes!
October 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Good luck, and we all expect cocktail recipes!
I want to be in every Zoom so I can ask awkward questions about Hulk Hogan.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I want to be in every Zoom so I can ask awkward questions about Hulk Hogan.
Reminiscent of IBM helping ensure the efficiency of the concentration and the logistics of genocide.
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Reminiscent of IBM helping ensure the efficiency of the concentration and the logistics of genocide.
This is the Bluesky content I pay for, lol
October 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
This is the Bluesky content I pay for, lol
It's priced like I've convinced someone that my AI startup will generate positive cash flow! It had better be at least as good as PragerU's AI-driven Founders Museum.
October 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
It's priced like I've convinced someone that my AI startup will generate positive cash flow! It had better be at least as good as PragerU's AI-driven Founders Museum.
Grocery store profit margin is 1-3%, so they'd have to sell $2000 an hour to balance out the cost.
Which is like three dozen eggs or something.
Which is like three dozen eggs or something.
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Grocery store profit margin is 1-3%, so they'd have to sell $2000 an hour to balance out the cost.
Which is like three dozen eggs or something.
Which is like three dozen eggs or something.