Jensen
@jensenhowe.bsky.social
I love video games (but hate losing), wine (but it hurts my head) and mountains (but heights scare me). Meandering from one obsession to another. 📍ATL
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Jensen
@jensenhowe.bsky.social
· Dec 5
Games I'd love to connect on (ranking would paralyze me):
Paper Mario
Horizon Forbidden West
Ori & the Will of the Wisps
Super Mario Sunshine
Animal Crossing
Dreamlight Valley
Donkey Kong Country
Golden Sun
Final Fantasy XII
Xenoblade Chronicles
Gris
Neva
Child of Light
Spiritfarer
#promosky
Paper Mario
Horizon Forbidden West
Ori & the Will of the Wisps
Super Mario Sunshine
Animal Crossing
Dreamlight Valley
Donkey Kong Country
Golden Sun
Final Fantasy XII
Xenoblade Chronicles
Gris
Neva
Child of Light
Spiritfarer
#promosky
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Men will literally destroy a country instead of going to therapy
January 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Men will literally destroy a country instead of going to therapy
The Switch 2 reveal this week felt pretty unceremonious. I'm not sure how much of that was due to leaks ruining it, versus it just looking exactly the same. That said, still can't wait! 🙃
January 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Switch 2 reveal this week felt pretty unceremonious. I'm not sure how much of that was due to leaks ruining it, versus it just looking exactly the same. That said, still can't wait! 🙃
"New year new me"
*immediately gets a UTI and becomes completely incapacitated*
*immediately gets a UTI and becomes completely incapacitated*
January 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"New year new me"
*immediately gets a UTI and becomes completely incapacitated*
*immediately gets a UTI and becomes completely incapacitated*
Not the Mormons coming to my door ready to spread the 'no alcohol, no caffeine' gospel while I'm sipping on my espresso martini...
December 28, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Not the Mormons coming to my door ready to spread the 'no alcohol, no caffeine' gospel while I'm sipping on my espresso martini...
Cheyenne had a wonderful Christmas, most importantly. 🐶🎄
December 26, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Cheyenne had a wonderful Christmas, most importantly. 🐶🎄
To the surprise of no one, I've already received 2 different espresso martini Christmas ornaments this holiday.
December 24, 2024 at 6:09 PM
To the surprise of no one, I've already received 2 different espresso martini Christmas ornaments this holiday.
Found where I belong in Boston today.
December 13, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Found where I belong in Boston today.
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game: the choices you make will shape your journey
me: saves before every choice, replays 12 times to see all possible outcomes
me: saves before every choice, replays 12 times to see all possible outcomes
December 12, 2024 at 12:20 PM
game: the choices you make will shape your journey
me: saves before every choice, replays 12 times to see all possible outcomes
me: saves before every choice, replays 12 times to see all possible outcomes
We're all in agreement that after this week, there's no real expectation of productivity at work until next year, right?
a teddy bear is typing on a computer keyboard with the shift key visible
ALT: a teddy bear is typing on a computer keyboard with the shift key visible
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December 11, 2024 at 5:41 PM
We're all in agreement that after this week, there's no real expectation of productivity at work until next year, right?
Sabrina taking the opportunity to resurrect her year old Christmas EP through a Netflix holiday special now that she's blown up like a strategic queen. #ANonsenseChristmas
a woman in a red dress is singing into a microphone
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December 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Sabrina taking the opportunity to resurrect her year old Christmas EP through a Netflix holiday special now that she's blown up like a strategic queen. #ANonsenseChristmas
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Is seasonal anxiety as much a thing as seasonal depression? (Don't misunderstand, I entertain anxiety year round, it just seems extra spicy of late) 😶
December 6, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Is seasonal anxiety as much a thing as seasonal depression? (Don't misunderstand, I entertain anxiety year round, it just seems extra spicy of late) 😶
Could be too early to call, but the Salt Lake City girls might be taking it as best collective group this year. Switching sides every ep, getting more vulnerable than ever, delivering scathing phrases like "high body count hair." Perfection. #RHOSLC
December 6, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Could be too early to call, but the Salt Lake City girls might be taking it as best collective group this year. Switching sides every ep, getting more vulnerable than ever, delivering scathing phrases like "high body count hair." Perfection. #RHOSLC
Games I'd love to connect on (ranking would paralyze me):
Paper Mario
Horizon Forbidden West
Ori & the Will of the Wisps
Super Mario Sunshine
Animal Crossing
Dreamlight Valley
Donkey Kong Country
Golden Sun
Final Fantasy XII
Xenoblade Chronicles
Gris
Neva
Child of Light
Spiritfarer
#promosky
Paper Mario
Horizon Forbidden West
Ori & the Will of the Wisps
Super Mario Sunshine
Animal Crossing
Dreamlight Valley
Donkey Kong Country
Golden Sun
Final Fantasy XII
Xenoblade Chronicles
Gris
Neva
Child of Light
Spiritfarer
#promosky
December 5, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Games I'd love to connect on (ranking would paralyze me):
Paper Mario
Horizon Forbidden West
Ori & the Will of the Wisps
Super Mario Sunshine
Animal Crossing
Dreamlight Valley
Donkey Kong Country
Golden Sun
Final Fantasy XII
Xenoblade Chronicles
Gris
Neva
Child of Light
Spiritfarer
#promosky
Paper Mario
Horizon Forbidden West
Ori & the Will of the Wisps
Super Mario Sunshine
Animal Crossing
Dreamlight Valley
Donkey Kong Country
Golden Sun
Final Fantasy XII
Xenoblade Chronicles
Gris
Neva
Child of Light
Spiritfarer
#promosky
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If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack
May 16, 2024 at 10:36 PM
If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack
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i know it's been said a billion times but it will never not be insane to me that we went from nintendo refusing to even spit in these games' direction, to getting three whole mario rpgs in the span of 365 days. the grinch's heart sure did grow three sizes that day
December 3, 2024 at 10:45 PM
i know it's been said a billion times but it will never not be insane to me that we went from nintendo refusing to even spit in these games' direction, to getting three whole mario rpgs in the span of 365 days. the grinch's heart sure did grow three sizes that day
In a state with one of the most consistently mild winters, one can still never have too many flannels.
December 4, 2024 at 2:50 PM
In a state with one of the most consistently mild winters, one can still never have too many flannels.
The Gay // His Fav Housewife
December 3, 2024 at 6:50 PM
The Gay // His Fav Housewife
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The way you look at someone who's worn out their welcome in your home is how my dog has looked at me for the last 3 years.
December 3, 2024 at 3:10 PM
The way you look at someone who's worn out their welcome in your home is how my dog has looked at me for the last 3 years.
I'm so grateful we live in a timeline where the Paper Mario TTYD remake exists, but I'm holding out hope that Paper Mario 64 gets the same treatment someday. That one is so dear to my heart, and just imagining the glow-up 😍
December 2, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I'm so grateful we live in a timeline where the Paper Mario TTYD remake exists, but I'm holding out hope that Paper Mario 64 gets the same treatment someday. That one is so dear to my heart, and just imagining the glow-up 😍