jenphalian
@jenphalian.bsky.social
Anxious, poly, socialist, she/her. 'Jennifer is very fierce and not to be trifled with.' - @chaosprime
Some recent pics! First, with Hobbes, the snuggliest ginger cat evar. Next, a view of some trees during my futile deer hunt season. Last, me looking super cool while driving. 💜💕✨
November 29, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Some recent pics! First, with Hobbes, the snuggliest ginger cat evar. Next, a view of some trees during my futile deer hunt season. Last, me looking super cool while driving. 💜💕✨
Been enjoying ocean breezes.
May 14, 2023 at 9:18 AM
Been enjoying ocean breezes.
Again, if you follow me and 3k other accounts, I'm pretty sure you're not interested in my skeets. I was on Twitter in sms days. Fuck follower farms.
May 7, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Again, if you follow me and 3k other accounts, I'm pretty sure you're not interested in my skeets. I was on Twitter in sms days. Fuck follower farms.
I wasted so much of my life eating burgers on stupid buns before learning of the joy that is a patty melt.
May 5, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I wasted so much of my life eating burgers on stupid buns before learning of the joy that is a patty melt.
Dryck fläder is so great esp with gin and grapefruit juice.
May 1, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Dryck fläder is so great esp with gin and grapefruit juice.
Good morning to everyone but especially the beautiful Angharad Elizabeth LizzieCat.
April 30, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Good morning to everyone but especially the beautiful Angharad Elizabeth LizzieCat.
These youthful chicky boos are so proud of having busted their whole perch. God damn it.
April 29, 2023 at 1:51 AM
These youthful chicky boos are so proud of having busted their whole perch. God damn it.
Today I hurt my knee by standing up. I love being 42.
April 28, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Today I hurt my knee by standing up. I love being 42.
Mac & cheese, add diced tomatoes, onion, and hard boiled egg. Delicious.
Have with fizzy lime and gin. Perfect.
Have with fizzy lime and gin. Perfect.
April 26, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Mac & cheese, add diced tomatoes, onion, and hard boiled egg. Delicious.
Have with fizzy lime and gin. Perfect.
Have with fizzy lime and gin. Perfect.
Yeah we know there's a whole bowl of treats but we all want THAT PIECE.
April 26, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Yeah we know there's a whole bowl of treats but we all want THAT PIECE.
Just applied for a job processing chickens so that should be interesting.
April 26, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Just applied for a job processing chickens so that should be interesting.
Being awake from 3 am on is awesome! Eventually the cats will decide that "sun's up, cats get FED NAOW THX" and it gets confusing. Currently 7 am and I enjoyed coffee and cookies, yum, but fuck, want sleep instead.
April 25, 2023 at 12:02 PM
Being awake from 3 am on is awesome! Eventually the cats will decide that "sun's up, cats get FED NAOW THX" and it gets confusing. Currently 7 am and I enjoyed coffee and cookies, yum, but fuck, want sleep instead.
@qephatziel.bsky.social Thank you for brisket advice! When I finish my Golden Poultry Pie recipe, I will share with you 🥰
April 25, 2023 at 3:16 AM
@qephatziel.bsky.social Thank you for brisket advice! When I finish my Golden Poultry Pie recipe, I will share with you 🥰
Had lofty culinary goals for today. Had to scrap one project and the second will only be half done. The rest can be done tomorrow before running up to Rochester to buy Health and Grocery Items.
April 25, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Had lofty culinary goals for today. Had to scrap one project and the second will only be half done. The rest can be done tomorrow before running up to Rochester to buy Health and Grocery Items.
Hey @goose.art maybe do some bedtime meds. Lavender tea? Melatonin?
April 24, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Hey @goose.art maybe do some bedtime meds. Lavender tea? Melatonin?
I instituted a "treats only when I sit with them" rule and already three of them are brave enough to eat from my hand. Also, I play classical music when I sit with chicks.
April 23, 2023 at 11:40 PM
I instituted a "treats only when I sit with them" rule and already three of them are brave enough to eat from my hand. Also, I play classical music when I sit with chicks.
wait is there a Slenderman kraken? That would change everything
April 23, 2023 at 11:38 PM
wait is there a Slenderman kraken? That would change everything
LOL at this recipe wanting me to fry items in avocado oil. Bro do you know how much that would cost?
April 23, 2023 at 9:18 PM
LOL at this recipe wanting me to fry items in avocado oil. Bro do you know how much that would cost?
Jimmy watching a hockey playoff game, with "general" announcers instead of the Canes home crew: "I swear, if an Islander farted on the ice, these guys would tell us how good it smelled!"
April 23, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Jimmy watching a hockey playoff game, with "general" announcers instead of the Canes home crew: "I swear, if an Islander farted on the ice, these guys would tell us how good it smelled!"
Look who's starting to grow GLORIOUS SKULL RIDGES!
April 23, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Look who's starting to grow GLORIOUS SKULL RIDGES!
Finally went through all followers to date to make sure I hadn't missed any (except accounts trying to follow literally everyone 🧐)
April 23, 2023 at 12:38 PM
Finally went through all followers to date to make sure I hadn't missed any (except accounts trying to follow literally everyone 🧐)
Our poultry farmers were clearing freezers and selling big turkeys at a deal. Tonight we roasted one! (Alt text has more info)
April 23, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Our poultry farmers were clearing freezers and selling big turkeys at a deal. Tonight we roasted one! (Alt text has more info)
Smol chickens doing their thing this morning.
April 22, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Smol chickens doing their thing this morning.
After today, I own four guns, and that is the most guns I've ever had!
April 15, 2023 at 11:50 PM
After today, I own four guns, and that is the most guns I've ever had!