Mandoline L’engle
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Mandoline L’engle
@jennylawson.bsky.social
Reader. Cook. Occasional Lawyer. Semi-Professional Dabbler. EVP, Gin Martini Appreciation Society. Childless Cat Lady.
He was actually found a couple hours ago and I was so relieved I forgot to also update here. Whew. Check your fences folks. My sister and BIL are *religious* about keeping their fence secure, so it can *still* happen to you.
July 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Arrrgh, ALT:

1) large fluffy tuxedo cat in a sunbeam on a blue blanket
2) sleek tuxedo cat curled upside down in a pink velvet chair
3) sleek cat’s little white paw, toes stretched out
June 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hermey the Elf (floof) and Carl Kolchak the Night Stalker (sleek) are reporting for duty. (Extra shot of stretchy peets for additional vibes.)
June 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If I had a dollar for the number of times “just going to have to rent a car and drive home” was a legit reasonable option when the connecting flight out of Atlanta mysteriously cancelled …
June 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It’s not even that he *wants* it, it’s just not part of the equation.
June 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sad when I remember there are current adults who don’t know that this was a thing you could do
June 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I live in NC and it’s a distinct possibility.
June 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Here’s our local Blue Heron, Gonzo!
June 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
🤔
June 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Knew a guy who owned a fancy wine store - his rule was “if you like it, that’s good wine” and I’ve never looked back
June 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ratio in progress?
June 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Sub-subhed: “Also, They Hate You”
June 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Subhed: “Hustle Culture Will Never Get You There, You Absolute Psychos”
June 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Really want to pitch an opinion piece: “You’re Never Going to Be A Billionaire And You Should Stop Listening To People Who Tell You You Could Be”
June 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
DAMN IT BRIAN GO TO STAPLES AND GET ONE OF THOSE BIG POSTER THINGS DO WE HAVE SHARPIES
June 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Girthèd
June 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Chad: “It’s a shame you can’t taxidermy vegetables.”
June 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM