Jenny Everywhere
@jennyevvoff1511.bsky.social
a.k.a. "The Shifter" (among others), Multiversal traveller who exists in all universes (theoretically). No longer on the other site, not a big fan of the bloke who took charge, the whole AI thing, etc.
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As I said on Twitter, when I first met Peter, he told me something important: "The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as [1/2]
I'll be the first to admit the cultural reference I made while going through that portal wasn't my best. Fortunately none of you know what it was, so ha-ha.
December 26, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I'll be the first to admit the cultural reference I made while going through that portal wasn't my best. Fortunately none of you know what it was, so ha-ha.
In the spirit of the festive season, I am glad to announce that I am giving away FREE DISCORD NITRO to my followers! Just visit the following link to be in with a chance of winning! www.youtube.com/shorts/M8IFR... #giveaway #real #christmas
December 15, 2024 at 12:39 PM
In the spirit of the festive season, I am glad to announce that I am giving away FREE DISCORD NITRO to my followers! Just visit the following link to be in with a chance of winning! www.youtube.com/shorts/M8IFR... #giveaway #real #christmas
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'Tis the Season to be Jolly! 🎶🎄
A thread. 🧵1/7
Beginning today is the day we put out RSVPs for our annual Holiday Feast. Conforming with the generally accepted version of the Holiday season, this feast will be held on December 25. The deadline for applications is December 18. ✉️
A thread. 🧵1/7
Beginning today is the day we put out RSVPs for our annual Holiday Feast. Conforming with the generally accepted version of the Holiday season, this feast will be held on December 25. The deadline for applications is December 18. ✉️
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 PM
'Tis the Season to be Jolly! 🎶🎄
A thread. 🧵1/7
Beginning today is the day we put out RSVPs for our annual Holiday Feast. Conforming with the generally accepted version of the Holiday season, this feast will be held on December 25. The deadline for applications is December 18. ✉️
A thread. 🧵1/7
Beginning today is the day we put out RSVPs for our annual Holiday Feast. Conforming with the generally accepted version of the Holiday season, this feast will be held on December 25. The deadline for applications is December 18. ✉️
Finally updated my profile picture for the season. Remember! Big 100% real giveaway coming soon!!
December 12, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Finally updated my profile picture for the season. Remember! Big 100% real giveaway coming soon!!
@governingcouncil.bsky.social so uh, in my current situation I'm not able to shift outta here, I don't suppose you'd be able to send me a portal or something? Y'know, so I can attend your Christmas thingy, which seems nice (I'll need to make a quick departure to pick that other guy up first though).
December 12, 2024 at 12:09 AM
@governingcouncil.bsky.social so uh, in my current situation I'm not able to shift outta here, I don't suppose you'd be able to send me a portal or something? Y'know, so I can attend your Christmas thingy, which seems nice (I'll need to make a quick departure to pick that other guy up first though).
Oooh, you'd all best be looking forward to the near-future, as I might drop a cool early Christmas present again. Better watch out, better not cry! ...regarding my present.
December 6, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Oooh, you'd all best be looking forward to the near-future, as I might drop a cool early Christmas present again. Better watch out, better not cry! ...regarding my present.
Guys I think I might be getting forcefully wed to someone right now, this is bizarre.
December 1, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Guys I think I might be getting forcefully wed to someone right now, this is bizarre.
It's official, I am now a rap god, rap god.
December 1, 2024 at 11:35 PM
It's official, I am now a rap god, rap god.
I hear one of me is in this, so it's probably worth a read. Just saying.
DAY 1 - "The Cupid Courier" #2135!
It seems the Crew's Department of Journalism has finally figured out what *really* happened to the 2023 Cupid Calendar… Should we be worried? Also: poetry! Horoscopes! Talking dinosaurs!
thecrewofthecoppercoloredcupids.wordpress.com/2024/12/01/c...
It seems the Crew's Department of Journalism has finally figured out what *really* happened to the 2023 Cupid Calendar… Should we be worried? Also: poetry! Horoscopes! Talking dinosaurs!
thecrewofthecoppercoloredcupids.wordpress.com/2024/12/01/c...
December 1, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I hear one of me is in this, so it's probably worth a read. Just saying.
Just sittin back and relaxing for a bit on my deckchair before returning to court
December 1, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Just sittin back and relaxing for a bit on my deckchair before returning to court
Luckily, the person I spread TRUE FACTS about doesn't know what universe I'm in - in fact, neither do I!
November 30, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Luckily, the person I spread TRUE FACTS about doesn't know what universe I'm in - in fact, neither do I!
SHOCKING INTERVIEW I JUST DID.
Me: "Erm, hello, what's your name?"
@xavierllewellyn.bsky.social: "I KICK PUPPIES FOR FUN !!!! AND AM EVIL."
We need to cancel this individual... #shocking #real #notslander
Me: "Erm, hello, what's your name?"
@xavierllewellyn.bsky.social: "I KICK PUPPIES FOR FUN !!!! AND AM EVIL."
We need to cancel this individual... #shocking #real #notslander
a cartoon of charlie brown and snoopy holding a turkey and the words happy thanksgiving
ALT: a cartoon of charlie brown and snoopy holding a turkey and the words happy thanksgiving
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November 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
SHOCKING INTERVIEW I JUST DID.
Me: "Erm, hello, what's your name?"
@xavierllewellyn.bsky.social: "I KICK PUPPIES FOR FUN !!!! AND AM EVIL."
We need to cancel this individual... #shocking #real #notslander
Me: "Erm, hello, what's your name?"
@xavierllewellyn.bsky.social: "I KICK PUPPIES FOR FUN !!!! AND AM EVIL."
We need to cancel this individual... #shocking #real #notslander
I may have been ever-so-slightly er, abducted. Don't worry though, I seem to have functional internet access here! Wherever here is...
November 22, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I may have been ever-so-slightly er, abducted. Don't worry though, I seem to have functional internet access here! Wherever here is...
Sometimes, I feel like my life story is being made up on the spot by some idiot writer in another universe. Then I realise that’s everyone's life, in an infinite multiverse.
November 22, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Sometimes, I feel like my life story is being made up on the spot by some idiot writer in another universe. Then I realise that’s everyone's life, in an infinite multiverse.
@popeyethesailor.bsky.social please make some posts I miss you already
November 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
@popeyethesailor.bsky.social please make some posts I miss you already
As I said on Twitter, when I first met Peter, he told me something important: "The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as [1/2]
November 19, 2024 at 11:03 PM
As I said on Twitter, when I first met Peter, he told me something important: "The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as [1/2]
I've visited a few universes with versions of Musk in them. In one of them he was a court jester, in one he was a giraffe, in one he tried to innovate a power plant, and in one he was a genuinely intelligent inventor!
...Actually, I think the last one just happened to share his name.
...Actually, I think the last one just happened to share his name.
HAHAHA!! I've expanded to another realm of thought! Eat it you musky twit face!
November 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I've visited a few universes with versions of Musk in them. In one of them he was a court jester, in one he was a giraffe, in one he tried to innovate a power plant, and in one he was a genuinely intelligent inventor!
...Actually, I think the last one just happened to share his name.
...Actually, I think the last one just happened to share his name.
Testing, testing. Is this thing working? It's letting me type...
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Testing, testing. Is this thing working? It's letting me type...