I’m at a bar and I was having a nice conversation with the person next to me. I put my AirPods in for a few minutes, and when I took them out he was talking to people about cryptocurrency. 🙄
January 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I’m at a bar and I was having a nice conversation with the person next to me. I put my AirPods in for a few minutes, and when I took them out he was talking to people about cryptocurrency. 🙄
I’m watching Endgame for the seventh time this year. Why do I keep doing this?
captain america and the hulk are standing next to each other in a crowd of people .
ALT: captain america and the hulk are standing next to each other in a crowd of people .
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December 20, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I’m watching Endgame for the seventh time this year. Why do I keep doing this?
I want to be home, but the town drunk harassed my old roommate so I have to comfort her and what is my life?
November 30, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I want to be home, but the town drunk harassed my old roommate so I have to comfort her and what is my life?
This is the kind of art you can buy in a dive bar in Tulsa.
November 30, 2024 at 2:31 AM
This is the kind of art you can buy in a dive bar in Tulsa.
Tonight I saw a gay male friend of mine make out with a woman over twenty years older than him and then they left together. I have a lot of questions.
November 26, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Tonight I saw a gay male friend of mine make out with a woman over twenty years older than him and then they left together. I have a lot of questions.
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
Are we really calling them “skeets”? This is my first time skeeting drunk.
November 23, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Are we really calling them “skeets”? This is my first time skeeting drunk.
Trying to help a friend swallow pills is hard.
November 23, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Trying to help a friend swallow pills is hard.
I know I’m drunk because I’m on a Twilight rant.
a close up of a man 's face with the letters sd above him
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November 23, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I know I’m drunk because I’m on a Twilight rant.
I accidentally interrupted our 90210 binge by introducing my friend to this app. ☹️
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I accidentally interrupted our 90210 binge by introducing my friend to this app. ☹️
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new sufjan stevens project
👏GIVE 👏THE 👏OTHER 👏49 👏STATES 👏THEIR 👏OWN 👏CHAINSAW 👏MASSACRE 👏MOVIES
November 23, 2024 at 3:11 AM
new sufjan stevens project
Andrea on 90210 looks so old. Worst teenager ever.
November 23, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Andrea on 90210 looks so old. Worst teenager ever.
@joshgondelman.bsky.social I hadn’t been on Twitter for awhile but I’m here now and I almost forgot how pleasant you are.
November 23, 2024 at 1:31 AM
@joshgondelman.bsky.social I hadn’t been on Twitter for awhile but I’m here now and I almost forgot how pleasant you are.
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Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!
November 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!
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after the the age of 40 every woman should have the following:
- a cozy sweater
- a group chat
- a good ex and a bad ex
- $23 cash
- a known hex, curse or poisonous plant
- a deep, unbearable yearning of the soul
- a blender
- a cozy sweater
- a group chat
- a good ex and a bad ex
- $23 cash
- a known hex, curse or poisonous plant
- a deep, unbearable yearning of the soul
- a blender
November 23, 2024 at 12:01 AM
after the the age of 40 every woman should have the following:
- a cozy sweater
- a group chat
- a good ex and a bad ex
- $23 cash
- a known hex, curse or poisonous plant
- a deep, unbearable yearning of the soul
- a blender
- a cozy sweater
- a group chat
- a good ex and a bad ex
- $23 cash
- a known hex, curse or poisonous plant
- a deep, unbearable yearning of the soul
- a blender
I love Traitors, but it’s weird to watch the American version because I don’t know reality people. Makes me feel left out.
can’t wait for Robyn to deny that she’s a traitor until the end and put her reveal behind a paywall on patreon
November 22, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I love Traitors, but it’s weird to watch the American version because I don’t know reality people. Makes me feel left out.
@notquitezen.bsky.social What part of Oklahoma are you from?
November 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM
@notquitezen.bsky.social What part of Oklahoma are you from?
People keep getting mad at me for referring to myself as the “junk drawer” of the office because I mostly do the stuff no one else wants to do. I don’t know about you, but my junk drawer at home has lots of useful items in it and is very important.
November 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM
People keep getting mad at me for referring to myself as the “junk drawer” of the office because I mostly do the stuff no one else wants to do. I don’t know about you, but my junk drawer at home has lots of useful items in it and is very important.
It’s impressive that Ted Danson ALWAYS has a tv show.
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November 22, 2024 at 9:24 PM
It’s impressive that Ted Danson ALWAYS has a tv show.
Shoutout to Kendrick Lamar for making my kid happy while he’s really sick.
November 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Shoutout to Kendrick Lamar for making my kid happy while he’s really sick.
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comedy is dead
November 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
comedy is dead
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It's kind of impressive how the Wicked press tour actually started before the original Wizard of Oz was released in theaters.
November 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
It's kind of impressive how the Wicked press tour actually started before the original Wizard of Oz was released in theaters.