Jenn
@jennross.com
baking, sci-fi, linguistics, getting mad about the Discourse
The first review I read of Taylor Swift’s new album said that her writing often “insists upon itself,” and I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I’d heard that phrase before until it finally clicked tonight 😆
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The first review I read of Taylor Swift’s new album said that her writing often “insists upon itself,” and I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I’d heard that phrase before until it finally clicked tonight 😆
I had all these big plans to get stuff done this afternoon, but there is currently a dog curled up next to me napping, so I’m unfortunately stuck here forever ☺️
August 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I had all these big plans to get stuff done this afternoon, but there is currently a dog curled up next to me napping, so I’m unfortunately stuck here forever ☺️
Had a darkly funny evening at my second job applying little stickers to the prices on all the makeup now that the tariffs are in effect. Almost everything in our store went up in price $1-4.
August 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Had a darkly funny evening at my second job applying little stickers to the prices on all the makeup now that the tariffs are in effect. Almost everything in our store went up in price $1-4.
I feel like I’m losing my mind. It sounds like my wall is breathing? Can’t figure out what might be causing that sound…
July 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I feel like I’m losing my mind. It sounds like my wall is breathing? Can’t figure out what might be causing that sound…
My friend moved in with me last week and brought her little dog, and I’m already completely in love 😄💙
June 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My friend moved in with me last week and brought her little dog, and I’m already completely in love 😄💙
Well the good news is I’ve got a solid lead on a new job…
April 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Well the good news is I’ve got a solid lead on a new job…
Just did my first workout at the gym since before Covid 🙌
March 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just did my first workout at the gym since before Covid 🙌
Happy one year anniversary to the email with the weirdest subject line I’ve ever received… 😂
February 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Happy one year anniversary to the email with the weirdest subject line I’ve ever received… 😂
Trying to order Valentine’s Day flowers for a friend, and accidentally pasted my most recent text into the gift message field. Was tempted for a moment to just leave it 😆
February 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Trying to order Valentine’s Day flowers for a friend, and accidentally pasted my most recent text into the gift message field. Was tempted for a moment to just leave it 😆
It’s nice having supportive friends…
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It’s nice having supportive friends…
Just realized you can sing the chorus of Chappell Roan’s “Casual” to the guitar riff in the bridge of Modest Mouse’s “Edit the Sad Parts - Live.” There is no point to this information, but now you know…
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Just realized you can sing the chorus of Chappell Roan’s “Casual” to the guitar riff in the bridge of Modest Mouse’s “Edit the Sad Parts - Live.” There is no point to this information, but now you know…
It’s terrifying being perceived, but I don’t take for granted the people in my life who see me for what I truly am 😆
December 12, 2024 at 5:15 PM
It’s terrifying being perceived, but I don’t take for granted the people in my life who see me for what I truly am 😆
Thanks to having my MAGA family on my phone plan, I get a lot of insane propaganda spam texts, but this one just might take the cake…
December 11, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Thanks to having my MAGA family on my phone plan, I get a lot of insane propaganda spam texts, but this one just might take the cake…
Couldn’t agree more. It’s like oh cool some white, English-speaking aliens with different eyebrows are here. How original 😑.
On a somewhat related side note, one of my favorite “aliens” of all time is the dog with an “alien” headband in Star Trek TOS 😂
On a somewhat related side note, one of my favorite “aliens” of all time is the dog with an “alien” headband in Star Trek TOS 😂
December 6, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Couldn’t agree more. It’s like oh cool some white, English-speaking aliens with different eyebrows are here. How original 😑.
On a somewhat related side note, one of my favorite “aliens” of all time is the dog with an “alien” headband in Star Trek TOS 😂
On a somewhat related side note, one of my favorite “aliens” of all time is the dog with an “alien” headband in Star Trek TOS 😂
I’m struggling to hold on to happiness these days, but one thing that always makes me smile is how happy my guinea pigs are when I re-set their enclosure. All their hides are in the wash, so they’re stretched out as flat as possible napping on the new flannel bedding 😄
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I’m struggling to hold on to happiness these days, but one thing that always makes me smile is how happy my guinea pigs are when I re-set their enclosure. All their hides are in the wash, so they’re stretched out as flat as possible napping on the new flannel bedding 😄
I met a llama recently. What a diva.
November 13, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I met a llama recently. What a diva.
