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Beautiful sentence. God bless America.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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USGS is investigating why an alert was sent out for a quake that didn't happen.
'Errant' earthquake alert wakes up Bay Area with warning of 5.9 quake
USGS is investigating why an alert was sent out for a quake that didn't happen.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Claude the alligator, born in a Louisiana swamp, dies an SF icon www.sfgate.com/local/articl...
Claude the alligator, born in a Louisiana swamp, dies an SF icon
"As you can imagine it's a very sad day over here."
www.sfgate.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A masked burglar broke into a closed liquor store and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. Bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect: a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend
www.washingtonpost.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Sure, vomiting is allowed (but discouraged), according to the rules of this ultramarathon. Each participant must run to nine Taco Bells scattered across Virginia and D.C. At each location, they must purchase and eat an item off the menu. Drinks don’t count.
At this ultramarathon, runners tackle 32 miles and eat at nine Taco Bells
Puking is discouraged, but allowed. Pepto-Bismol is not.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.

Don't look up!
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I signed up for Defector 5 years ago for the sports blogs but I'd keep the subscription just for the (regular and excellent) art criticism. loved this from @barryp.bsky.social: defector.com/the-eyes-hav...
The Eyes Have It | Defector
The eyes got me. Sir Thomas More by Hans Holbein the Younger isn’t the brightest, or the largest painting in its room—it might be the smallest—but it’s easily the most striking. It called to me from t...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I remember asking my mom this question in like 1988
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Shocker: Appointing a 29-year-old derelict pet store owner with no politics experience to San Francisco Board of Supervisors not actually a masterstroke defector.com/shocker-appo...
Shocker: Appointing A 29-Year-Old Derelict Pet Store Owner With No Politics Experience To San Francisco Board Of Supervisors Not Actually A Masterstroke | Defector
As of publication, residents of San Francisco’s District 4, comprising most of the Sunset from 7th Avenue out to the Pacific Ocean, do not have a representative on the city’s Board of Supervisors;…
defector.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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there is no precedent for how many edible mascots we will kill this year
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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When it comes to delicious treats, I am always on that dont mind if I do shit
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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🫡
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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blogged my first bylined blog for defector dot com
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The only #wildlife rehab center in #SanFrancisco is in desperate need of funds thanks to required facility upgrades, and it may have to shut down if it doesn’t get the money. Please consider supporting our urban wildlife by donating (and sharing this info!): yuwr.org/donate/
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I’ll need to see 50 more cases like this to form an opinion on how the marriage of professional sports and legalized gambling is going. Hard to say from here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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40 years ago, three Norwegians turned a homemade melody into a pop revolution.

“Take on Me” fills dance floors and still earns a formidable income for A-ha.

The Post caught up with the 80s band to discuss the song’s unexpected afterlife.
‘Take On Me’ has been stuck in our heads for 40 years. Here’s how it got there.
“Take On Me,” the 1980s synth-pop hit song from the band A-ha, marks 40 years of global ubiquity even while personal disputes have chilled the Norwegian trio.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM