@jennifer-worrel.bsky.social
I am not for everybody.
I joined the former place because Jim Mora didn’t shake Bill Snyder’s hand at the 2015 Alamo Bowl. I’m here because…well, you get it.
I joined the former place because Jim Mora didn’t shake Bill Snyder’s hand at the 2015 Alamo Bowl. I’m here because…well, you get it.
Pinned
I’m here because I like discussing issues of gravitas with people smart enough to make jokes about them.
Also, college football. But that seems to be taking a minute.
Also, college football. But that seems to be taking a minute.
If the last election was really a “mandate,” nothing can be blamed on Democrats.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
March 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If the last election was really a “mandate,” nothing can be blamed on Democrats.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
When you call it “gaslighting,” it contributes to climate change.
Just say lying.
Just say lying.
February 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
When you call it “gaslighting,” it contributes to climate change.
Just say lying.
Just say lying.
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Country music fans mad at Beyonce…. Do you realize it was mediocre white dudes that completely bastardized the genre? You cranked up Jason Aldean and now you’re a “purist?” Sit down.
February 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Country music fans mad at Beyonce…. Do you realize it was mediocre white dudes that completely bastardized the genre? You cranked up Jason Aldean and now you’re a “purist?” Sit down.
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Lesson for this Trump tariff shakedown bullshit is that you can call him up and say "well okay, we'll do [list of things we're already doing], that's a really good idea" and he will take that as a win. It's like putting a blanket over a budgie's cage
February 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Lesson for this Trump tariff shakedown bullshit is that you can call him up and say "well okay, we'll do [list of things we're already doing], that's a really good idea" and he will take that as a win. It's like putting a blanket over a budgie's cage
Remember when cancelling the Keystone XL pipeline was bad?
That is why tariffs on Canada are also bad.
That is why tariffs on Canada are also bad.
February 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Remember when cancelling the Keystone XL pipeline was bad?
That is why tariffs on Canada are also bad.
That is why tariffs on Canada are also bad.
People do not “need” to know the name of a fallen US service member.
They “want” to know her name so she can be vilified posthumously for things they cannot understand.
Rest in peace, Captain.
They “want” to know her name so she can be vilified posthumously for things they cannot understand.
Rest in peace, Captain.
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
People do not “need” to know the name of a fallen US service member.
They “want” to know her name so she can be vilified posthumously for things they cannot understand.
Rest in peace, Captain.
They “want” to know her name so she can be vilified posthumously for things they cannot understand.
Rest in peace, Captain.
I am from Wichita, Kansas and I do not have words to describe how I am feeling at the moment.
January 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I am from Wichita, Kansas and I do not have words to describe how I am feeling at the moment.
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I asked for a country that is powerful but humble.
Instead I get one that is insecure and arrogant.
Instead I get one that is insecure and arrogant.
January 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I asked for a country that is powerful but humble.
Instead I get one that is insecure and arrogant.
Instead I get one that is insecure and arrogant.
I think they moved Trump’s inauguration indoors so he can’t make up obvious lies about crowd size.
January 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I think they moved Trump’s inauguration indoors so he can’t make up obvious lies about crowd size.
I got a Mustang Mach E as a rental car today.
I drove it 90 minutes and my range is already less than 100 miles which is less than the distance back to the airport.
EVs should not be rental cars unless requested.
I drove it 90 minutes and my range is already less than 100 miles which is less than the distance back to the airport.
EVs should not be rental cars unless requested.
January 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I got a Mustang Mach E as a rental car today.
I drove it 90 minutes and my range is already less than 100 miles which is less than the distance back to the airport.
EVs should not be rental cars unless requested.
I drove it 90 minutes and my range is already less than 100 miles which is less than the distance back to the airport.
EVs should not be rental cars unless requested.
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I really want a de-griftified government.
January 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I really want a de-griftified government.
So what Zuck is saying is that he thinks a DEI initiative could balance things out.
My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.
January 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So what Zuck is saying is that he thinks a DEI initiative could balance things out.
Right after the Civil War, Harry S Truman tried to buy Greenland.
“Back in 1867, Democratic President Harry Truman tried to buy Greenland”
January 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Right after the Civil War, Harry S Truman tried to buy Greenland.
I love the UGA Spike Squad but the girls on it always weird me out.
Like goth-girls, but for football.
It just doesn’t compute in my head.
Like goth-girls, but for football.
It just doesn’t compute in my head.
January 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I love the UGA Spike Squad but the girls on it always weird me out.
Like goth-girls, but for football.
It just doesn’t compute in my head.
Like goth-girls, but for football.
It just doesn’t compute in my head.
I think I’m just going to exclaim “Skattebo!” every time I need to dig deep and perform.
It will be like conjuring up super powers.
It will be like conjuring up super powers.
January 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think I’m just going to exclaim “Skattebo!” every time I need to dig deep and perform.
It will be like conjuring up super powers.
It will be like conjuring up super powers.
I don’t think enough thought has been given to the fact that both Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’s girlfriend and Jody Foster’s character in Silence of the Lambs were both named Clarice.
December 27, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I don’t think enough thought has been given to the fact that both Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’s girlfriend and Jody Foster’s character in Silence of the Lambs were both named Clarice.
My husband is in a band and his guitar player got booked to work a nude New Years Eve party.
I was telling my boys about it because I think it’s hilarious.
The 12 year old immediately said, “Don’t ya mean Nude Years Eve?”
I was telling my boys about it because I think it’s hilarious.
The 12 year old immediately said, “Don’t ya mean Nude Years Eve?”
December 23, 2024 at 3:22 AM
My husband is in a band and his guitar player got booked to work a nude New Years Eve party.
I was telling my boys about it because I think it’s hilarious.
The 12 year old immediately said, “Don’t ya mean Nude Years Eve?”
I was telling my boys about it because I think it’s hilarious.
The 12 year old immediately said, “Don’t ya mean Nude Years Eve?”
I said “Thanks so much!” to the cashier at the grocery store today and he said “Not a problem.”
Not. A. Problem.
Excuse me?
And that was the moment I became a curmudgeon.
Not. A. Problem.
Excuse me?
And that was the moment I became a curmudgeon.
December 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I said “Thanks so much!” to the cashier at the grocery store today and he said “Not a problem.”
Not. A. Problem.
Excuse me?
And that was the moment I became a curmudgeon.
Not. A. Problem.
Excuse me?
And that was the moment I became a curmudgeon.
So Deion Sanders is the coach and people are wondering why Travis Hunter didn’t receive a *character award?*
I’m not sure how to explain this if it’s not understood already…
I’m not sure how to explain this if it’s not understood already…
December 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM
So Deion Sanders is the coach and people are wondering why Travis Hunter didn’t receive a *character award?*
I’m not sure how to explain this if it’s not understood already…
I’m not sure how to explain this if it’s not understood already…
I think Christmas lights make everything just so pretty and magical.
We should just normalize twinkle lights year round. Seriously. I bet people would be in better moods.
We should just normalize twinkle lights year round. Seriously. I bet people would be in better moods.
December 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I think Christmas lights make everything just so pretty and magical.
We should just normalize twinkle lights year round. Seriously. I bet people would be in better moods.
We should just normalize twinkle lights year round. Seriously. I bet people would be in better moods.
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As a former (R), I have a tip for the (D) party regarding things that will contribute to losing more elections: Every time someone disagrees with you, continue calling them a racist or a bigot…even if they’re a voter in your own party.
For you dumb motherfuckers who have developed this habit…stop.
For you dumb motherfuckers who have developed this habit…stop.
December 9, 2024 at 8:25 PM
As a former (R), I have a tip for the (D) party regarding things that will contribute to losing more elections: Every time someone disagrees with you, continue calling them a racist or a bigot…even if they’re a voter in your own party.
For you dumb motherfuckers who have developed this habit…stop.
For you dumb motherfuckers who have developed this habit…stop.
My view for the duration of the day.
December 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
My view for the duration of the day.
“You can’t compete with me, because I want you to win too.”
Keeping this perspective centered is like super-charging your own potential. Collaborate so everyone wins.
Keeping this perspective centered is like super-charging your own potential. Collaborate so everyone wins.
December 5, 2024 at 6:49 PM
“You can’t compete with me, because I want you to win too.”
Keeping this perspective centered is like super-charging your own potential. Collaborate so everyone wins.
Keeping this perspective centered is like super-charging your own potential. Collaborate so everyone wins.
Well, this seems like a good example of how a few reforms to gun ownership and transactions could be helpful.
(OMG).
(OMG).
This story is uh, insane www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...
December 5, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Well, this seems like a good example of how a few reforms to gun ownership and transactions could be helpful.
(OMG).
(OMG).
A new steel guitar showed up at our house today.
I asked my husband how “we” were paying for it, and he went on to describe this elaborate series of trades, swaps, and sells for other various stringed instruments that somehow nets us a new steel guitar and $1000.
I asked for my $500.
I asked my husband how “we” were paying for it, and he went on to describe this elaborate series of trades, swaps, and sells for other various stringed instruments that somehow nets us a new steel guitar and $1000.
I asked for my $500.
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 AM
A new steel guitar showed up at our house today.
I asked my husband how “we” were paying for it, and he went on to describe this elaborate series of trades, swaps, and sells for other various stringed instruments that somehow nets us a new steel guitar and $1000.
I asked for my $500.
I asked my husband how “we” were paying for it, and he went on to describe this elaborate series of trades, swaps, and sells for other various stringed instruments that somehow nets us a new steel guitar and $1000.
I asked for my $500.