jennieology
@jennieology.bsky.social
haggard millennial formerly known as jennieology
Our robot vacuum goes off twice a day and I am genuinely shocked and disgusted by how much hair, dust, dirt, and crumbs it picks up each cycle. We are clean people! How do we accumulate so much dirt every 12 hours!
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Our robot vacuum goes off twice a day and I am genuinely shocked and disgusted by how much hair, dust, dirt, and crumbs it picks up each cycle. We are clean people! How do we accumulate so much dirt every 12 hours!
Everyone: are you taking your new husbands last name
Me: no I am not
Everyone: yeah thats what I assumed
Me: no I am not
Everyone: yeah thats what I assumed
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Everyone: are you taking your new husbands last name
Me: no I am not
Everyone: yeah thats what I assumed
Me: no I am not
Everyone: yeah thats what I assumed
Thanksgiving for two
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Thanksgiving for two
Frugality but in an anti-capitalist way
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Frugality but in an anti-capitalist way
T-minus 19 hours before my wedding. That’s the whole tweet.
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
T-minus 19 hours before my wedding. That’s the whole tweet.
14-year-old me and 34-year-old me have one very important thing in common and it's a massive, massive crush on Dr. Richard Burke
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
14-year-old me and 34-year-old me have one very important thing in common and it's a massive, massive crush on Dr. Richard Burke
Every day I find out someone who I assumed would be keeping their last name when they married actually changed it and every day I am the exact amount of surprised and sad about it
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every day I find out someone who I assumed would be keeping their last name when they married actually changed it and every day I am the exact amount of surprised and sad about it
Restarting Friends & it's absolutely bonkers to me that I grew up with this show and now I'm so much older than the cast as they filmed the first season that they look soooo young now
October 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Restarting Friends & it's absolutely bonkers to me that I grew up with this show and now I'm so much older than the cast as they filmed the first season that they look soooo young now
I am not taking my husband's last name but I love monogrammed home decor....tragic
September 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I am not taking my husband's last name but I love monogrammed home decor....tragic
You check to make sure your sleeping baby is still breathing & I do the same for my 33 year old husband
September 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You check to make sure your sleeping baby is still breathing & I do the same for my 33 year old husband
At this point I genuinely do not understand why I would ever ever ever EVER want to change my last name to my husband's last name. It is MY NAME!!!! His name is his name; my name is MY NAME!
September 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
At this point I genuinely do not understand why I would ever ever ever EVER want to change my last name to my husband's last name. It is MY NAME!!!! His name is his name; my name is MY NAME!
Utah I am once again asking you what is the POINT of having a coffee shop that doesn’t open until 9 am ???
September 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Utah I am once again asking you what is the POINT of having a coffee shop that doesn’t open until 9 am ???
I cannot express how disheartening it is that the YW leader who told us she wanted to teach us "HOW to think, not WHAT to think" -- a sentiment that stuck with me and I carry with me to this day -- is now an off-the-rails total right-wing conspiracy theorist.
September 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I cannot express how disheartening it is that the YW leader who told us she wanted to teach us "HOW to think, not WHAT to think" -- a sentiment that stuck with me and I carry with me to this day -- is now an off-the-rails total right-wing conspiracy theorist.
Unfortunately I don’t think I will ever be cooler than I was when I decided to have my engagement photos taken in an art museum
August 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Unfortunately I don’t think I will ever be cooler than I was when I decided to have my engagement photos taken in an art museum
Truly devastating how my grocery store is always sold out of Good Culture cottage cheese bc everyone else in the world also loves Good Culture cottage cheese!!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Truly devastating how my grocery store is always sold out of Good Culture cottage cheese bc everyone else in the world also loves Good Culture cottage cheese!!!!!
How do Mormons plan wedding in 3 months or less!! I've been planning my wedding for a YEAR and we have less than 3 months left and I am in ultra stressed/low key panic mode ab it!!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How do Mormons plan wedding in 3 months or less!! I've been planning my wedding for a YEAR and we have less than 3 months left and I am in ultra stressed/low key panic mode ab it!!!!!
Brought a group of 10 to a random northern Virginia bar on a Monday evening at 6:05 pm, and I’ve never seen a bartender light up in pure unadulterated joy like I did this night. It feels holy. It feels sacred.
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Brought a group of 10 to a random northern Virginia bar on a Monday evening at 6:05 pm, and I’ve never seen a bartender light up in pure unadulterated joy like I did this night. It feels holy. It feels sacred.
Looking at how much house I can afford to buy in Northern Virginia vs a rando location in Texas to depress myself
July 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Looking at how much house I can afford to buy in Northern Virginia vs a rando location in Texas to depress myself
The heart yearns for a rocky road flavored yasso bar
July 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The heart yearns for a rocky road flavored yasso bar
WHY IS THE HOST OF THE ULTIMATUM QUEER LOVE NOT QUEER
July 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
WHY IS THE HOST OF THE ULTIMATUM QUEER LOVE NOT QUEER
Something about eating chicken and eggs in the same meal gives me the ick
June 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Something about eating chicken and eggs in the same meal gives me the ick
Homesteading but in a liberal way
June 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Homesteading but in a liberal way
Why is everything plastic !!!
May 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Why is everything plastic !!!
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*pundit voice* “Remember ten years ago you never even thought about trans people? That’s because we let doctors handle things on a case by case basis. Now R’s want to make all these new laws, as if normal people care about whether women’s collegiate swimming at elite coastal universities is ‘fair’.”
May 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
*pundit voice* “Remember ten years ago you never even thought about trans people? That’s because we let doctors handle things on a case by case basis. Now R’s want to make all these new laws, as if normal people care about whether women’s collegiate swimming at elite coastal universities is ‘fair’.”
It is so funny to me how much my partner HATES putting on the duvet cover. It is his moral enemy every single week.
May 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It is so funny to me how much my partner HATES putting on the duvet cover. It is his moral enemy every single week.