Jennette
@jennette.bsky.social
Screw your courage to the sticking place
Zeke sits on the Porcelain Throne.
August 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Zeke sits on the Porcelain Throne.
Heard Trump is in Scotland visiting his golf courses. Maybe a stonehenge will appear and he will be whisked off to another realm. 🤞🏼
July 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Heard Trump is in Scotland visiting his golf courses. Maybe a stonehenge will appear and he will be whisked off to another realm. 🤞🏼
For some reason I feel like @shartvandelay.bsky.social would especially appreciate this day calendar word of the day
March 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
For some reason I feel like @shartvandelay.bsky.social would especially appreciate this day calendar word of the day
Me: I’m taking my new ~lady vitamins~
J: What are they called?
Me: Women’s multi in *Blissful Berry*
J: They’re not called Vagitamins?
J: What are they called?
Me: Women’s multi in *Blissful Berry*
J: They’re not called Vagitamins?
February 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: I’m taking my new ~lady vitamins~
J: What are they called?
Me: Women’s multi in *Blissful Berry*
J: They’re not called Vagitamins?
J: What are they called?
Me: Women’s multi in *Blissful Berry*
J: They’re not called Vagitamins?
Old Jesus walked on water, turned water into wine.
Modern Jesus would flip air fried crab cakes barehanded.
Modern Jesus would flip air fried crab cakes barehanded.
December 20, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Old Jesus walked on water, turned water into wine.
Modern Jesus would flip air fried crab cakes barehanded.
Modern Jesus would flip air fried crab cakes barehanded.
Big welcome to everyone making the move over here from that-which-we-will-not-name. ♥️
November 10, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Big welcome to everyone making the move over here from that-which-we-will-not-name. ♥️
“The Council of Elrond” chapter is a marathon, not a sprint.
September 30, 2024 at 4:19 AM
“The Council of Elrond” chapter is a marathon, not a sprint.
“You put the ‘orc’ in orchestra.”
September 28, 2024 at 1:11 AM
“You put the ‘orc’ in orchestra.”
Jordan and Jennette Go to White Castle was a success. It was a wild ride, literally. We saw some shit.
August 18, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Jordan and Jennette Go to White Castle was a success. It was a wild ride, literally. We saw some shit.
Reposted by Jennette
"Ai is coming for your jobs". I'd like to see ai take a southwest flight with 3 layovers to open for hoobastank at a county fair
August 13, 2024 at 11:05 PM
"Ai is coming for your jobs". I'd like to see ai take a southwest flight with 3 layovers to open for hoobastank at a county fair
Reposted by Jennette
If you need to know the general age of a white millennial, bring up the cancellations of My So-Called Life, Freaks and Geeks, and Pushing Daisies, and see which one makes them the most upset
August 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If you need to know the general age of a white millennial, bring up the cancellations of My So-Called Life, Freaks and Geeks, and Pushing Daisies, and see which one makes them the most upset
“Even a successful eBay business is tragically sad.” - Dalton Wilcox
July 19, 2024 at 7:16 PM
“Even a successful eBay business is tragically sad.” - Dalton Wilcox
Sheryl Crow was the Taylor Swift of her time.
June 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Sheryl Crow was the Taylor Swift of her time.
Garlic scapes from Mom♥️. Pesto or stir fry?
May 12, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Garlic scapes from Mom♥️. Pesto or stir fry?
🎶 Started out with a kiss, how did end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss! 🎶
May 10, 2024 at 2:19 PM
🎶 Started out with a kiss, how did end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss! 🎶
A good book to finish on a rainy day. Isabel Cañas’ The Hacienda.
April 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
A good book to finish on a rainy day. Isabel Cañas’ The Hacienda.
Another classic down! Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None. A fun mystery with a wild, eyebrow raising publishing history.
April 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Another classic down! Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None. A fun mystery with a wild, eyebrow raising publishing history.
Was in my first airplane crash this evening. We ran into a semi.
April 11, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Was in my first airplane crash this evening. We ran into a semi.
Totality in Cape Girardeau MO earlier today.
April 8, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Totality in Cape Girardeau MO earlier today.
Our plan for the day.
March 31, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Our plan for the day.
