Jen Smith, the Unfettered Muse
@jenmuse.bsky.social
She/Y’all. Favorite Auntie. Story loving, Disney park going, musical singing, sci-fi watching, Excel evangelizing, data "scientist," non-profit president emeritus, cat and dog caretaker, knitter, & more.
Thanksgiving is a holiday with complex historical and familial context, and it’s ok to have all kinds of feeling about it.
I made mushroom-truffle risotto to take to my bf’s house for dinner with his family.
I made mushroom-truffle risotto to take to my bf’s house for dinner with his family.
November 28, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Thanksgiving is a holiday with complex historical and familial context, and it’s ok to have all kinds of feeling about it.
I made mushroom-truffle risotto to take to my bf’s house for dinner with his family.
I made mushroom-truffle risotto to take to my bf’s house for dinner with his family.
Veggie chili for the cold long nights. Store was out of butternut squash so i swapped in an acorn squash. Hope it turns out just as tasty.
November 15, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Veggie chili for the cold long nights. Store was out of butternut squash so i swapped in an acorn squash. Hope it turns out just as tasty.
Resetting my nervous system with sock knitting and a purring lap kitty.
This is how I manage.
This is how I manage.
November 14, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Resetting my nervous system with sock knitting and a purring lap kitty.
This is how I manage.
This is how I manage.
Being flabbergasted that there are people who can hook their bra in the back with it right side up!
Can’t be done.
Can’t be done.
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Being flabbergasted that there are people who can hook their bra in the back with it right side up!
Can’t be done.
Can’t be done.
Nothing devastates your internal belief that you are low maintenance and chill like writing up 9 pages of notes for your animal/house sitter and realizing you could have kept going…
🤷♀️ I’m a fancy bitch. 🤷♀️
🤷♀️ I’m a fancy bitch. 🤷♀️
September 18, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Nothing devastates your internal belief that you are low maintenance and chill like writing up 9 pages of notes for your animal/house sitter and realizing you could have kept going…
🤷♀️ I’m a fancy bitch. 🤷♀️
🤷♀️ I’m a fancy bitch. 🤷♀️
A signed first edition of Pilgrim at Tinker Creek by Annie Dillard.
August 27, 2023 at 4:33 AM
A signed first edition of Pilgrim at Tinker Creek by Annie Dillard.
The social media wars rage on but I’m just begging email apps to match the dating app swipe pattern
Dating app: Swipe left to delete, swipe right to keep.
Email app: swipe left to archive, swipe right to delete.
Gahhhhh!! Make it the same! I have archived so many deletable emails.
Dating app: Swipe left to delete, swipe right to keep.
Email app: swipe left to archive, swipe right to delete.
Gahhhhh!! Make it the same! I have archived so many deletable emails.
July 13, 2023 at 5:35 PM
The social media wars rage on but I’m just begging email apps to match the dating app swipe pattern
Dating app: Swipe left to delete, swipe right to keep.
Email app: swipe left to archive, swipe right to delete.
Gahhhhh!! Make it the same! I have archived so many deletable emails.
Dating app: Swipe left to delete, swipe right to keep.
Email app: swipe left to archive, swipe right to delete.
Gahhhhh!! Make it the same! I have archived so many deletable emails.
Walking date expanded to be a lunch date. I have a good feeling about this one.
Granted I had a good feeling about the one who turned out to be a vulnerable narcissist with a low key sex addiction.
Trust but verify…
Granted I had a good feeling about the one who turned out to be a vulnerable narcissist with a low key sex addiction.
Trust but verify…
July 9, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Walking date expanded to be a lunch date. I have a good feeling about this one.
Granted I had a good feeling about the one who turned out to be a vulnerable narcissist with a low key sex addiction.
Trust but verify…
Granted I had a good feeling about the one who turned out to be a vulnerable narcissist with a low key sex addiction.
Trust but verify…
There is a lot of shit on fire but I need to celebrate a surprise raise.
AND I have a lunch date with a super hot fellow introvert tomorrow.
AND I have a lunch date with a super hot fellow introvert tomorrow.
July 7, 2023 at 8:08 PM
There is a lot of shit on fire but I need to celebrate a surprise raise.
AND I have a lunch date with a super hot fellow introvert tomorrow.
AND I have a lunch date with a super hot fellow introvert tomorrow.
Got locked out of Twitter when I updated my password so here I am again…lost and without followers which is probably best for them.
July 6, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Got locked out of Twitter when I updated my password so here I am again…lost and without followers which is probably best for them.