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Jen Torbeck Merrill
@jenlaughs.bsky.social
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Woman who writes, flutes, parents, spouses, loves, works, volunteers, and apparently verbs perfectly innocent nouns.
FFS be kind.
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A quote from the composer John Mackey: It should be noted that the only musicians gutsy enough to perform live in the Macy’s Parade are the marching bands.
November 28, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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So which is worse? Food poisoning on your trip or your son’s beloved cat dying? How about both? Because that was today. I still feel like shit and we’re all a wreck over Ricky. 😭
Cat tax photo. Ricky, the sweetest, quietest, orange curmudgeon ever.
November 27, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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Morning Bluesky. Please to enjoy the newest addition to the House of Chaos. This is Lemon and I’m sure my husband will be her favorite human of all time when he’s smoking the turkey breasts on Wednesday. I know @darthbluesky.bsky.social will want to add her to his collection of Very Good Dogs.
Photo is of a sweet shelter pup named Lemon. She is cream and orange, with very distinctive black markings around her eyes; it’s her emo eyeliner phase. She’s smiling with the knowledge that she’s in her forever home, and with the human children off at college, about to be spoiled rotten. She’s sitting in front of a wooden kitchen chair, on a white tile floor that desperately needs to be replaced.
November 18, 2023 at 4:32 PM
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As am I. I have replies I need to write going back almost 2 years. It's bad. It's BAD bad. :/ I've saved these two screenshot memes to attach to them.
September 17, 2023 at 6:53 PM
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A potato that looks disturbingly like a grumpy old man. With eyebrows.
July 22, 2023 at 2:22 AM
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Ahhhhh finally.
An exhausted middle-aged white woman in green glasses, gratefully sucking down an ice cold dirty martini.
July 21, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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A very wholesome and handsome yellow potato with the text: I stole your post, I leave you with this potato.
July 21, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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Day one of spring gardening and I discovered these PERFECT sticks for dogs in the hedges. As I am sadly bereft of a canine companion I’m sharing these three perfect sticks with the dogs of the internet. Please let your dogs know. Thank you. 😏
Three perfect sticks for dogs to carry and catch. Good length, solid, no weird bark. Dogs must supply the bark.
May 28, 2023 at 11:15 PM
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JORTS IS HERE ALL HAIL OUR GINGER BRETHREN!!
An orange cat in the sun, looking over his shoulder, his mouth open mid-yawn or mid-yell or maybe both. Who knows. He doesn’t even know.
May 22, 2023 at 12:04 AM
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These are the hinges. Send waffles.
Flappy hinge toy. Hours of analog entertainment. How’s it work? No one knows.
May 15, 2023 at 7:42 PM