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@jen-the-magician.bsky.social
Space witch
Novelty is my special interest (no, seriously)
Loosely affiliated w being a girl (she/her is chill)
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TTRPGs+gifts
Novelty is my special interest (no, seriously)
Loosely affiliated w being a girl (she/her is chill)
✨ Co-owner of @knaveofcups.com ✨
TTRPGs+gifts
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@jen-the-magician.bsky.social
· Apr 5
At my last job, my boss INSISTED on using a fax machine to place orders. She used the internet sometimes but she VASTLY preferred faxes, which is how I was able to send this to the number at the end of those 90s-era Space Ghost Coast to Coast episodes
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I need $10k. It's VERY important.
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I need $10k. It's VERY important.
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dude she’s so fucking cool
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
dude she’s so fucking cool
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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homunculus is a good word
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
homunculus is a good word
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December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The strike is what it took to get my AM executive functioning back in order, bc I am OFF Starbucks (and back to daily homemade iced lavender oat milk London Fogs)
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The strike is what it took to get my AM executive functioning back in order, bc I am OFF Starbucks (and back to daily homemade iced lavender oat milk London Fogs)
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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
Bosch tattoo update: 1.5 wks, I’ve honestly never had a tattoo heal this nicely. Fine line, I guess. Dang
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Bosch tattoo update: 1.5 wks, I’ve honestly never had a tattoo heal this nicely. Fine line, I guess. Dang
Ok this thread sold me, I'm watchin this
Time to share another Miss Machete Favorite:
Lifeforce (1985)
A space mission stumbles on a strange ship, and the figures on board get brought to Earth. Vampire-like aliens are unleashed on the world.
Energy zombies, naked ladies murdering, Sir Patrick Stewart is there.
Who else loves this movie?
Lifeforce (1985)
A space mission stumbles on a strange ship, and the figures on board get brought to Earth. Vampire-like aliens are unleashed on the world.
Energy zombies, naked ladies murdering, Sir Patrick Stewart is there.
Who else loves this movie?
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ok this thread sold me, I'm watchin this
Ours went on Sunday after Tom reported “suspicious meat burps”
PSA: Throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers. Today was the last safe day of eating. After tonight, you're courting food poisoning.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ours went on Sunday after Tom reported “suspicious meat burps”
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An enthusiastic holiday HELL YEAH to @helveticablanc.bsky.social - The Wormsong Oracle just sold its 50th copy for 2025
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
An enthusiastic holiday HELL YEAH to @helveticablanc.bsky.social - The Wormsong Oracle just sold its 50th copy for 2025
Telling people to tap their cards “below the tiny hat” is killin me
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Telling people to tap their cards “below the tiny hat” is killin me
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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Happy old year
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy old year
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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I don't need AI to help me overuse em dashes. I've been doing that on my own since middle school.
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I don't need AI to help me overuse em dashes. I've been doing that on my own since middle school.
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I have an odd fascination for the construction of clothes for things that are not people shaped, eg Muppet clothes, Disney character overdressings, etc.
It’s a lot like if upholstery had a baby with garment tailoring. You might think you’re ready but until you have a T. rex in need of a tuxedo…
It’s a lot like if upholstery had a baby with garment tailoring. You might think you’re ready but until you have a T. rex in need of a tuxedo…
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I have an odd fascination for the construction of clothes for things that are not people shaped, eg Muppet clothes, Disney character overdressings, etc.
It’s a lot like if upholstery had a baby with garment tailoring. You might think you’re ready but until you have a T. rex in need of a tuxedo…
It’s a lot like if upholstery had a baby with garment tailoring. You might think you’re ready but until you have a T. rex in need of a tuxedo…
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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(OUR LAST SHIPPING DAY BEFORE OUR WINTER BREAK)
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
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Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
TUBE! TUBE! TUBE!!!
(Ironically Tom's cousin does a tubeless Thanksgiving with legit cranberry sauce - like with orange and crushed cranberries etc, it's delicious. But I still love my tube)
(Ironically Tom's cousin does a tubeless Thanksgiving with legit cranberry sauce - like with orange and crushed cranberries etc, it's delicious. But I still love my tube)
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
TUBE! TUBE! TUBE!!!
(Ironically Tom's cousin does a tubeless Thanksgiving with legit cranberry sauce - like with orange and crushed cranberries etc, it's delicious. But I still love my tube)
(Ironically Tom's cousin does a tubeless Thanksgiving with legit cranberry sauce - like with orange and crushed cranberries etc, it's delicious. But I still love my tube)