Joel A.
Joel A.
@jelasher.bsky.social
Enthusiast of many things.
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Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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When a President calls for the death of lawmakers protecting the oath military members take to the Constitution (NOT the President), you are watching a full-blown Constitutional Crisis. This is the ultimate test of our democracy. We cannot look away.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
#Epstein seems to say that Clinton and Gore never went to the island.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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We knew the Epstein case would end with Trump going down. Didn’t realize it also started with him going down.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The fact that he clarified whose penis it WASNT and not that Trump didnt suck it is absolutely WILD.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Why is the gate agent for my flight always the least communicative and quietist of everyone within earshot?
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I feel like a kid agin watching all these baseball players with mustaches and mullets, but I’m like 20 years older than all of them.
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Thanks, Google, for the stylized, high-contrast version of the photo I took to remember where I parked.
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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the world’s on fire but my baseball team has a catcher with a huge butt and 58 home runs
September 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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here's a direct link to canceling your Disney+ account. post your cancellations in the comments.
www.disneyplus.com/commerce/acc...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
August 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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You know how people called women hysterical for predicting the right wing would take down Roe v. Wade (which they've done) and then attack access to birth control (which they're doing)?

Hear me when I say that women's very right to vote is next.

www.npr.org/2025/08/09/n...
August 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Democrats: What do we need to do to win back disillusioned voters?

Voters: Stand up to Trump and fight him like our lives depend on it.

Democrats: Alienate our base while we chase bros who will never vote for us. Got it.

Voters: That's not-

Democrats: Can you give us five dollars right now?
July 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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"We here at the New York Times take pride in our ability to start national conversations on important subjects, such as 'What the fuck is going on at the New York Times?' and 'Is there lead in their drinking water?' or 'Maybe it's a gas leak?'"
July 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.
July 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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war, economic anxiety, existential dread — and still no pop punk revival???? smh
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.
June 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Newsom: "The notion that the US active duty Marines, these heroes, would be used to militarized the streets of an American city is an abomination. The Founding Fathers did not live and die to see that happen in this country for no reason whatsoever than vanity."
June 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Powerful statement by Sen. Alex Padilla.

Please notice that anytime senators or representatives try to conduct oversight, they’re blocked.

In this case, a sitting US senator was tackled to the ground and handcuffed—for asking a question.

Where the hell has Chuck Schumer been on this?
June 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Here is Senator Alex Padilla's entire full statement after being detained by Donald Trump and Kristi Noem's Department of Homeland Security.

Like he said, if they're doing this to a sitting Senator, imagine what they're doing to other people.

Unconscionable.
June 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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The correct response to state violence is more protest, more people. Make it clear that a free people cannot and will not be oppressed.
June 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM