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Jeff Wooten
@jeffwooten.bsky.social
Had a good day at Little Rock’s @barnesandnoble.com with @tlsimpson.bsky.social and @johnhornor.bsky.social and many others. John and Travis are good people.
August 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
On August 31st, one of my favorite places turns 30, and I’ve been invited to be part of the celebration.

2006 Jeff, browsing the thriller aisle, is in shock.
August 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is a work of art.

Last day of high school 1992.

I call it:

“Steak Fingers with Brown Gravy”
May 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
April 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This Saturday if you're in the Tulsa area!
March 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“A billionaire stole my book to teach a machine to replace me” wasn’t on my publishing bingo card.
March 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Im old enough to remember when U2 gave us all a free album. I’m also old enough to not know how to get rid of it.
March 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In the late 90s when I decided to start writing, I didn’t have a computer, a word processor, or a typewriter. I wrote everything out by hand. Everything. I found one of my old notebooks today. Takes me back.
March 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hard to believe I've been a published author for a year. Happy Paperback Day to Kill Call! #Booksky
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Not going to lie. This kind of made my day.
February 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Kind of crazy over 5k people entered for a free copy of KC. I'm aware some books get many, many more, but it's still cool.

I feel like all free books should get an auto 5 star review. Just saying.
February 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There are only two types of people in the entire world.
January 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Available in Canada too!
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Happy snow Day.
January 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
January 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Don’t worry y’all, I’ve got plenty of milk and bread.
January 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Scout was a good boy. Scout had a good Christmas.
December 26, 2024 at 3:08 AM
My father has declared war on the squirrels eating his bird food.

He has installed electric fencing.

I informed my father that I am rooting for the squirrel.
December 9, 2024 at 3:22 AM
The first author evens I went to as a guest was the White River Fan Con. I felt like a freshman in college on my first day.

I met John Hornor Jacobs. John was cool. His books are too.
December 7, 2024 at 6:15 AM
December 7, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Finished Whalefall today by Daniel Kraus, and I can honestly say I’ve never read anything like it.

Not at all what I was expecting. 5/5 stars.
December 3, 2024 at 1:54 PM
December 2, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Well, you’re wrong this was a picture I took at the Ancient Ozarks Natural History Museum in Branson. Here are a few more picture I took with my iPhone that are also definitely not AI.
November 17, 2024 at 2:37 PM
This is a Hell Pig. It lived in Arkansas 39 million years ago. Now it doesn’t and I do. Take that hell pig.
November 17, 2024 at 2:36 AM
November 15, 2024 at 12:53 PM