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Jeff Wilder
@jeffwilder.bsky.social
Happily retired super-nerd. Born in Louisville, then to Lexington, back to Louisville, then to Richmond, back to Lexington, BA in English from UK, started JD, off to San Francisco, finished JD, brief stint in Los Gatos, and finally to Daly City. Whew.
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A long time ago, I invented an IC/OOC gambling game that's very simple and fast. We've been playing it for 15 years.

(1) Settle on a stake.

(2) Both players roll 2d20.

(3) Compare the higher rolls and the lower rolls, and whomever wins each comparison wins a stake.

#pathfinder2e #ttrpg
Left a VM for Schiff. Padilla doesn't have VM turned on for some weird reason. I'll call tomorrow. (Also, I understand keeping DC hours, but not taking California calls at 4 PM Pacific? Not good.)
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We played the entire Adventure Path "Shattered Star" with my half-orc wizard and his best friend (a dwarven warpriest) introducing themselves to everyone as "Sharders," to the embarrassment of the rest of the group ... who never even tried to explain the problem.

#ttrpg #pf2e #pathfinder #pf1e
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
From last session's PF1E game:

"When Type I demons set up to do their Dance of Ruin, are they ... Vrockettes?"

(Funniest if you imagine a line of bricks in sequins, doing synchronized high kicks.)

#ttrpg #pf2e #Pathfinder #dnd
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Reposted by Jeff Wilder
There are remarkably few dwarf holidays explicated in Golarion lore, and Cassandra, one of my players, loves her dwarf. So I'm going to create (and/or lightly modify) six or seven specifically dwarven holidays.

#Pathfinder1E #Pathfinder2E #pf2e #pf1e
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The new King of the Hill is an excellent nostalgia fix. Really enjoying it.

#tv #television
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
There are remarkably few dwarf holidays explicated in Golarion lore, and Cassandra, one of my players, loves her dwarf. So I'm going to create (and/or lightly modify) six or seven specifically dwarven holidays.

#Pathfinder1E #Pathfinder2E #pf2e #pf1e
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My face-to-face RPG group looks for new players for our gaming circle in Daly City (SF Bay Area) pretty much on an ongoing basis. We play almost every Saturday, and occasionally on Sundays. We almost always have two campaigns alternating.

#ttrpg #Pathfinder2E #pf2e #Pathfinder1E #ALIENRPG
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think PF2E needs a Bulk category of "L+," where one of any specific item is L, but each additional one of the same item is 1 Bulk. This represents the form-factor of one item being non-bulky and easy to carry, but multiples get unwieldy. Exhibit 1: 50 feet of hemp rope.

#pf2e #Pathfinder2E #ttrpg
September 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Black Doves was not particularly close to what I expected, and I was very pleasantly surprised. If you like spies, gangsters, twisty players that may or may not make sense, and *extremely* funny triggerwomen, give it a watch.

#tv
August 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Introduce yourself with your top #TTRPG picks (in no particular order):

Pathfinder1E and (so far) 2E
ALIEN RPG
Mutants & Masterminds 2E
Shadowrun 4E
Star Wars D6
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
August 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
In #SevenDoomsForSandpoint today, the heroes have to answer to the Town Council, and (assuming they survive the politics) will probably make their first forays to find and enter the Pit. Let's see if they check in at any of the farmsteads along the way ...

#pf2E #Pathfinder2E #ttrpg
August 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I started watching Tom Petty videos for some reason, and when YouTube ran out of those it started playing bands from my college years ('90s), then began mixing in my favorites from more recently, like #metric, #haim, #theBeths. If it spontaneously figures out how much I loved Amy Winehouse ...
August 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
... Has anybody ever seen Beto O'Rourke and Andy Beshear in the same place at the same time?
August 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Talk to Me (2022, Horror) is excellent. It's the first feature by the makers of Bring Her Back (2025, Horror), which is my favorite horror movie of the year, and if anything Talk to Me might be better. (Also, I could definitely see the two films sharing world-connection.)
July 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
(Sandpoint Spoilers!)

I wrote this little vignette to give to my cleric player following the ritual to call Nualia's spirit.

#pf2e #Pathfinder2E #ttrpg
July 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I've always been an over-prepping GM, but now that I'm retired? Yikes. Spent the last three hours detailing (Who, Livestock, Crops, Prosperity, Trivia) every one of the 37 -- "Try not to milk any cows on your way across the Hinterlands!" -- farms that feed Sandpoint.

#pf2e #Pathfinder2E #ttrpg
July 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Saturday, my group helps Abstalar Zantus and his old "friend" Audrahni to call forth the spirit of Nualia, an aasimar who, 17 years ago, embraced the worship of Lamashtu, tried to destroy Sandpoint, and attempted a demonic apotheosis.

... What could possibly go wrong?

#pf2e #Pathfinder2E #ttrpg
July 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I just started watching Mr. Robot, without being spilled on anything.

That said, I'm getting strong Fight Club vibes. (Not philosophically. Just mental health-wise.)
July 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Vitally important!

Is it: "Yesterday I critted against an orc" or "Yesterday I crit against an orc"?

#ttrpg #pathfinder #pathfinder2e #5e
July 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I haven't been one of those "build a binder of PCs I'll never play" gamers since I was playing #AD&D at 16, but I have to say, watching the #AgeOfUmbra session 0, #Daggerheart seems pretty tempting in that respect!
June 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
After one and a half sessions in Sandpoint, my #Pathfinder2E players ventured beneath Sandpoint Cathedral on a certain strange quest for Abstalar Zantus. They succeeded, but discovered more than they bargained for (and barely defeated a certain arsonist)! Further in next session!

#ttrpg #pf2e
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
June 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The problem with having such exceptional taste in music is that I usually have to enter the lyrics into #MusicBee myself. New #Garbage now, new #HAIM #Lorde soon.
June 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@scxrlet64.bsky.social Do you ever check in here?
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My #pathfinder2e #pf2e players will be venturing in search of something beneath Sandpoint Cathedral on Sunday, so I wrote a little spoiler-iffic song for the session! Don't read if you're a player in #sevendooms! (GMs, please feel free to use it!)
May 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM