You wanna know how I know we are in the #darkesttimeline? Easy. You finally sit down to watch #kaos on #netflix and the scoundrels have already canceled it. 1 season, 8 episodes, on what should have been a 3 season arc. Jeff Goldblum as Zeus. Need I say more?!

@cheezytater.bsky.social came up with a movie.

When an Elf on the Shelf named Jingles grows tired of being blamed for every holiday mishap, he snaps, turning Christmas cheer into chaos. As bodies pile up, no one believes the kids who know the truth: the elf is alive, deadly, and out for revenge.

#dandadan is a wild show to get your wife into anime with. Like thats... a choice.

Watching netflix #tysonvpaul I feel like this is going to be a skit tomorrow night. Then there's the Mike interview that got cheeky. Your move @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social