Jeff Witter
@jeffstateofmind.bsky.social
"Have your haters become your waiters when you sit down at the table of success." - Mayor Eric Adams
Progressive politics, marketing, Bay Area sports, and redwood forest enthusiast.
📍Humboldt County, CA 🌊🌲🏔️
Progressive politics, marketing, Bay Area sports, and redwood forest enthusiast.
📍Humboldt County, CA 🌊🌲🏔️
I see Syria's President is going for late-aughts Rick Ross album cover vibes with his WaPo photoshoot
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I see Syria's President is going for late-aughts Rick Ross album cover vibes with his WaPo photoshoot
Among the many reasons the Dodgers deserve to lose this World Series, having a pitching coach who resembles a henchman in one of the Indiana Jones movies should be on the list.
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Among the many reasons the Dodgers deserve to lose this World Series, having a pitching coach who resembles a henchman in one of the Indiana Jones movies should be on the list.
The closed Costco food court is a canary in the coal mine for the Era of American Empire
July 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The closed Costco food court is a canary in the coal mine for the Era of American Empire
Thinking about this CNN headline from earlier today.
June 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Thinking about this CNN headline from earlier today.
what are 4 childhood favourite novels that stuck with you into adulthood? here are mine:
March 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
what are 4 childhood favourite novels that stuck with you into adulthood? here are mine:
you need this attachment to take it to the next level
February 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you need this attachment to take it to the next level
Pepperoni Chub was actually the name of a minor member of Tony Soprano's crew
February 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Pepperoni Chub was actually the name of a minor member of Tony Soprano's crew
The New York Times consistently writes about California with the tone of an early 20th century anthropologist describing a distant, exotic land.
January 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The New York Times consistently writes about California with the tone of an early 20th century anthropologist describing a distant, exotic land.
Adding this to my Hinge
November 12, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Adding this to my Hinge
I was at a coffee shop that had a "presidents coloring book." Normal illustrations until I got to George W Bush
November 18, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I was at a coffee shop that had a "presidents coloring book." Normal illustrations until I got to George W Bush
All I did was request "Photorealistic Peppa Pig as a member of the mujahideen", and Censorious Big Tech cancelled me
October 10, 2023 at 10:34 PM
All I did was request "Photorealistic Peppa Pig as a member of the mujahideen", and Censorious Big Tech cancelled me
I have used Bing AI to generate the next Speaker of the House in action
October 5, 2023 at 6:17 AM
I have used Bing AI to generate the next Speaker of the House in action
I think we'd be friends.
September 22, 2023 at 8:38 PM
I think we'd be friends.