Jeffrey Machado
@jeffreymachado.bsky.social
Voice actor. Elearning and audiobooks are my thing. False binaries piss me off. Disneyland is my happy place.
Interesting choice of words. "...have the choice of the best wife." Not "attract," but "have the choice of." As if a wife is something to be shopped for.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Interesting choice of words. "...have the choice of the best wife." Not "attract," but "have the choice of." As if a wife is something to be shopped for.
Well said, John.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Well said, John.
Knew I should have made my password "Anothersuburbanfamilymorning."
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Knew I should have made my password "Anothersuburbanfamilymorning."
Everyone needs a Thneed, you Truffula Tree-hugger.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Everyone needs a Thneed, you Truffula Tree-hugger.
It's easy when the writing's that good!
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It's easy when the writing's that good!
Great. Now, on top of everything else I have to do today, I have to reread The Deathbird. Thanks a ton.
October 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Great. Now, on top of everything else I have to do today, I have to reread The Deathbird. Thanks a ton.
"Of course, there goes your rank, there goes your future." And they laugh. We're in upside-down world.
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Of course, there goes your rank, there goes your future." And they laugh. We're in upside-down world.
Right? Why stop at the foreskin? Just lop the whole Johnson off and reduce the risk to 0%.
August 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Right? Why stop at the foreskin? Just lop the whole Johnson off and reduce the risk to 0%.
Right?!? I don't get it when people approach relationships like they're buying a car. It's someone to love, not someone to own. (Also, how about focusing on the ways you can fulfill that person, rather than the ways they can fulfill you?)
August 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Right?!? I don't get it when people approach relationships like they're buying a car. It's someone to love, not someone to own. (Also, how about focusing on the ways you can fulfill that person, rather than the ways they can fulfill you?)
"I can't believe I didn't see this thing coming that, like, every science fiction writer for the last 80 years saw coming."
July 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"I can't believe I didn't see this thing coming that, like, every science fiction writer for the last 80 years saw coming."
Seriously. I just saw Superman, and at one point I thought, "How does Lex Luthor get all these people to commit heinous acts for him?" Then my next thought was, "Oh, yeah...Never mind, I get it." 😟
July 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Seriously. I just saw Superman, and at one point I thought, "How does Lex Luthor get all these people to commit heinous acts for him?" Then my next thought was, "Oh, yeah...Never mind, I get it." 😟
If you're making a list of all-time great character actors, Andy Serkis has to be near the top.
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you're making a list of all-time great character actors, Andy Serkis has to be near the top.
I went to my first protest today. I'm celebrating all those people standing out on the corner. They make me proud to be an American.
July 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I went to my first protest today. I'm celebrating all those people standing out on the corner. They make me proud to be an American.
A stop-off point between the Bay area and someplace cool in Nevada. If that isn't the identity of Sacramento in one sentence, I don't know what is.
June 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A stop-off point between the Bay area and someplace cool in Nevada. If that isn't the identity of Sacramento in one sentence, I don't know what is.
"I'm upset because AI isn't writing the book I'm writing the way I would write it if I was actually writing it."
June 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"I'm upset because AI isn't writing the book I'm writing the way I would write it if I was actually writing it."
Hey, you're gettin' plenty done. That's quality time right there!
June 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hey, you're gettin' plenty done. That's quality time right there!
They forgot about that salute mighty quick.
June 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
They forgot about that salute mighty quick.
Right. And Captain Crunch is just Quisp in square form. Not buying it!!
June 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Right. And Captain Crunch is just Quisp in square form. Not buying it!!
Updated lyrics to (Sittin' On) The Dock of The Bay.
June 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Updated lyrics to (Sittin' On) The Dock of The Bay.
Nice! 😊Here's our stray, Porchie, aka Cheech. He's got his heating pad and blanket on our porch, but usually prefers hanging out under the shrubs. Go figure. 😆
May 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Nice! 😊Here's our stray, Porchie, aka Cheech. He's got his heating pad and blanket on our porch, but usually prefers hanging out under the shrubs. Go figure. 😆
The Deathbird is still the best story I've ever read.
May 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Deathbird is still the best story I've ever read.
Still wish they would have gone with "Bergnado."
May 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Still wish they would have gone with "Bergnado."
Mr. Miller, we do believe in citizenship and nationhood, just not in your idea of those things.
May 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Mr. Miller, we do believe in citizenship and nationhood, just not in your idea of those things.
So what you're saying is, it's not just a horrifying idea, it's not even original!
May 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So what you're saying is, it's not just a horrifying idea, it's not even original!