Johnson doesn’t want to reconvene and face Trump’s ire, but their “clean CR” expires next week and they must reconvene to pass anything. Johnson, and GOP leadership is betting Trump will not be in office at that point, and government business can resume. 12 days.

Not that I needed one more reason to not eat squid, but thanks.

Think more Kid Rock, professional wrestling, trailer park vibe. Maybe a monster truck rally halftime show with wrestling. Maybe gater wrestling. Or an American bison fighting for its life against a grizzly bear to Cat Scratch Fever.