TL;DW? He did it.

Just between TX and CA, other states not withstanding...

If Texas ruling holds and California voters get their way, that's a +5 swing for the Dems.

Never thought I would say this, but "Thank you, president trump!"

"Quiet, piggy" would look great on a certain tombstone.

Too soon.

Wasn't Alan going to shoot himself on live TV if Mamdani won?

You can't trust this guy to follow through on anything...

@cbsnews.com This Morning made NO mention of the Epstein emails in the "look back at the week" today. But there were extensive clips about Glen Powell in a towel.

I know it's a petty thing! But it also demonstrates viewers are being gaslit under Bari Weiss & Skydance. Sadly, I'm done w/ CBS News. 💔

If cows are aware of any genocide happening, wouldn't it be their own? And, B) blaming their white masters for it, wouldn't they be a proponent of white replacement theory?

Aaaand, now I'm insane, too.

The government will be saving $56 million per year by not making pennies.

At that rate, it will take 357 years to cover the $20 billion trump "loaned" to Argentina.

This is pretty great actually.

I liked it better when you did satire and not straight reporting.

I'm generally not a fan of Penn State, but that is brutal.

If you're on that team, do you quit the game of football?

"A Chevy Cavalier costs less than a Corvette. Look at how I lowered the price of cars!!"

"The horseradish... The horseradish..."

Did the narrative that trump is unpopular, but the Democratic Party is even MORE unpopular, die after last night?

Keep an eye out for either a tonal shift or a doubling down on this.

Pretty sure the Mayor-elect just called the president a 'bitch' on national television.

Somewhere, a CNN live stream is getting tens of viewers...

1929 thinks this is pretty effed up...

Nothing about the East Wing being demolished, whether he lied about it (he did), or whether it was legal (it's not). Or, whether he knows the difference btw a mental competency test and an IQ test.

WTF, CBS? Or, should I say, Bari Weiss? You blew it.