“Fucking around wasting everyone’s time” could be the best blurb if this ever becomes a paperback.

Where’s the mayonnaise?

Vampires drain carcasses before butchering; any red liquid is myoglobin and water, not blood.

So Peter Thiel is qualified to comment on what is being said by God’s supposed personal emissary here on earth? That’s not how this works, pal.

The nickname came from the British tradition of slow hand clapping to show audience impatience. EC broke strings all the time with The Yardbirds & changed them onstage, leading to lots of audience slow hand clapping. The title makes sense: the lp was slow & boring and EC’s title shows he knows it.

Fantastic writing!

“This is happening and it freaks me out.”