Jeff Knox
@jeffknox.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Radical moderate.
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Charlie Dressen (Source: 1,001 Baseball Quips and Quotes, by Glenn Liebman, 1994)
February 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Charlie Dressen (Source: 1,001 Baseball Quips and Quotes, by Glenn Liebman, 1994)
You're being mean to yourself if you think you're average
January 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
You're being mean to yourself if you think you're average
@sfchronicle.com @sfstandard.com is Anchor back?
January 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
@sfchronicle.com @sfstandard.com is Anchor back?
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They should make statues of regular people. Like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff
January 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
They should make statues of regular people. Like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff
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Who ACTUALLY said “The coldest winter I ever spent, was a summer in San Francisco”, according to a book by Glenn Liebman? (Hint: it wasn’t Mark Twain)
January 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Who ACTUALLY said “The coldest winter I ever spent, was a summer in San Francisco”, according to a book by Glenn Liebman? (Hint: it wasn’t Mark Twain)
Door Dashers imply the existence of Door Prancers and Door Vixens
December 25, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Door Dashers imply the existence of Door Prancers and Door Vixens
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traffic is gross more like traffickk
December 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
traffic is gross more like traffickk
Adding “Tsunami and Tornado warning survivor” to my resume
December 14, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Adding “Tsunami and Tornado warning survivor” to my resume
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happy tornado warning in san francisco day to all who celebrate
December 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
happy tornado warning in san francisco day to all who celebrate
Happy Honda Days, ya filthy animal
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Happy Honda Days, ya filthy animal
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Give me your tired-of-Twitter, your poor-of-taste, your huddled asses learning to Bluesky
December 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Give me your tired-of-Twitter, your poor-of-taste, your huddled asses learning to Bluesky
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ME: Is he going to make it?
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
May 1, 2023 at 2:32 AM
ME: Is he going to make it?
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
pick a movie, keep one actor. the rest are muppets
Titanic, and keep Kate Winslet
Titanic, and keep Kate Winslet
pick a movie, keep one actor. the rest are muppets
planes, trains and automobiles, and keep john candy
planes, trains and automobiles, and keep john candy
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are muppets.
Clue, and keep Tim Curry
Clue, and keep Tim Curry
December 5, 2024 at 9:35 PM
pick a movie, keep one actor. the rest are muppets
Titanic, and keep Kate Winslet
Titanic, and keep Kate Winslet
Bay Area friends: stay away from the water at noon. There is a Tsunami warning after an earthquake 45 miles southwest of Eureka in the Pacific Ocean. #Tsunami #Earthquake
December 5, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Bay Area friends: stay away from the water at noon. There is a Tsunami warning after an earthquake 45 miles southwest of Eureka in the Pacific Ocean. #Tsunami #Earthquake
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secret santa at the cia prolly goes hard as hell
December 4, 2024 at 9:07 PM
secret santa at the cia prolly goes hard as hell
American taking California from Mexico, to the tune of "Hot To Go": H-I-D-A-L-G-O"
December 4, 2024 at 2:08 PM
American taking California from Mexico, to the tune of "Hot To Go": H-I-D-A-L-G-O"
Inside you are two kidneys
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Inside you are two kidneys
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i wouldn't tell anyone if i inherited a billboard company but there would be signs
August 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
i wouldn't tell anyone if i inherited a billboard company but there would be signs
Shiz all over that Grimmerie <delete>
November 27, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Shiz all over that Grimmerie <delete>
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Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
Best cereal of all time? Basic 4
November 23, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Best cereal of all time? Basic 4
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The social contract is breaking down (people are replying without liking)
November 23, 2024 at 2:20 PM
The social contract is breaking down (people are replying without liking)