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Jeff Cerulli
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My comedy special "Live at the Bomb Shelter" is out now on Amazon Prime. Find it here: www.jeffcerulli.com

Knicks, Film, Comedy & Politics.
Thibs minutes is like republicans on mass shootings. No other team in the NBA operates this way but yet I have to listen to Knicks fans say there is nothing we can do about it.
January 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Here I am a totally normal person that loves to complain about the NBA ratings being down. Every Sunday morning I check the local paper to see what the top grossing movie is for that weekend and I go see that. What's that? movie ticket sales are also way down? Shit
December 27, 2024 at 9:32 PM
The most boring shit is people who don't like the NBA in the first place chiming in about ratings being down
December 27, 2024 at 8:37 PM
When does Kevin tell his parents what he actually did while they were gone?
The next year (so after Home Alone 2 takes place)
In a few years
18th birthday
Never
December 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
How many stories are there of women being threatened by a man and the police telling her that there is nothing they can do about it. What they are doing to Briana Boston is so ridiculous.
December 13, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Oh so the democrats can just now act above the law and pardon Hunter Biden?!?!??!?!? Yes, they are the same shit. They don't care about you either. They are also in congress freely trading stocks. They have no interest in you getting better wages or healthcare.
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I am done with Christmas already. It's too much every year.
December 2, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Kat and OG trades were excellent. This Bridges trade is an all time bungling of assets. We all knew it was a lot over the summer but then you see how it has played out, seeing that they gave up a huge haul for a 4th option who tinkered w his shot and plays subpar defense. Yikes.
November 28, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Some Knicks thoughts watching this rough game. The offensive ceiling has been raised but there will be games like this where shots don't fall. As expected the defense got significantly worse. They just won't win games as currently constructed if the offense takes a game off no matter who they play
November 24, 2024 at 12:06 AM
This is such PR for Joe Douglas. Woody Johnson is terrible and maybe worst owner in sports but the idea that he never stood a chance as GM is just flat out false.
Why Joe Douglas never stood a chance as Jets GM
As owner Woody Johnson took on a bigger role running the Jets, the writing was on the wall.
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Both things can be true

Woody Johnson is the worst owner in the NFL & Joe Douglas did an overall bad job as GM and got an extremely long leash to make it work
November 19, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Dear mother & father

I am writing to let you know that day one of bluesky (not sure if it is one word), has gotten off to a good start. I even found another Cerulli! I will report back if we are related. Arts and crafts begins in 15 minutes so I will write back tonight!

your son
Jeff
November 15, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I will try to keep this going for as long as possible
November 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
November 15, 2024 at 1:55 PM
If we all leave twitter we can make this a thing right?
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 PM