Wow, "complex past" is sure doing a lot in the sub-head here

Thank you for remembering the original Slanket over that cheap as sold on TV imposter the Snuggie

The worst people are fighting each other

Neo-Schlaflyesque

I don't recognize the existence of football until September

Maybe a bit too late for you now but Steve Gibson InControl might be useful in preventing unwanted upgrades
www.grc.com/incontrol.htm

A tortilla and not a crepe?

I had the same experience. Force stop and clearing cache and data fixed it

Further context: If you’ve never dealt with FEMA after a disaster I can tell you they answer within 30 seconds. No hold times. Real live wonderful people who help while you cry and can’t even figure out what questions to ask. They walk you through it all. Every call.

NOEM
STOLE THAT $
FOR ICE

Matthew 6:5

"And whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward."

What else are they selling and to whom