@jeaves-the-bastard.bsky.social
To the graduating class of 2025, I know things are scary and exciting right now but just keep in mind that there’s around 2000 hours in a work year and at 45yo I’ve spent 7,830 days at work so far. That’s the equivalent of 21.4 years. Almost half my life!
You’ve got a lot to look forward to kiddo
You’ve got a lot to look forward to kiddo
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
To the graduating class of 2025, I know things are scary and exciting right now but just keep in mind that there’s around 2000 hours in a work year and at 45yo I’ve spent 7,830 days at work so far. That’s the equivalent of 21.4 years. Almost half my life!
You’ve got a lot to look forward to kiddo
You’ve got a lot to look forward to kiddo
Hey mom, guess what? I did it. I paid off the house. I own the family home, full stop. It doesn’t feel real yet. I’ve been chasing this since we all rolled coins for groceries at 15
I wish you could see this. Love you. ❤️
PS: Tell dad I didn’t even have to cook biker meth for it 🙃😘
I wish you could see this. Love you. ❤️
PS: Tell dad I didn’t even have to cook biker meth for it 🙃😘
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Hey mom, guess what? I did it. I paid off the house. I own the family home, full stop. It doesn’t feel real yet. I’ve been chasing this since we all rolled coins for groceries at 15
I wish you could see this. Love you. ❤️
PS: Tell dad I didn’t even have to cook biker meth for it 🙃😘
I wish you could see this. Love you. ❤️
PS: Tell dad I didn’t even have to cook biker meth for it 🙃😘
*slow heavy metal music*
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
*slow heavy metal music*
Happy 4th birthday to our puppies.
This photo of Baldr is when I first met him. We went to my sisters place to visit the puppies (having already claimed his sister as ours) and he climbed into my lap & wouldn’t leave. ❤️
This photo of Baldr is when I first met him. We went to my sisters place to visit the puppies (having already claimed his sister as ours) and he climbed into my lap & wouldn’t leave. ❤️
October 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Happy 4th birthday to our puppies.
This photo of Baldr is when I first met him. We went to my sisters place to visit the puppies (having already claimed his sister as ours) and he climbed into my lap & wouldn’t leave. ❤️
This photo of Baldr is when I first met him. We went to my sisters place to visit the puppies (having already claimed his sister as ours) and he climbed into my lap & wouldn’t leave. ❤️
I wish to return to the times when I was absolutely certain I could fit cashews into my weekly food budget.
September 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I wish to return to the times when I was absolutely certain I could fit cashews into my weekly food budget.
Dune is Frank Herbert’s alt history fanfic about Frodo keeping the One Ring.
August 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Dune is Frank Herbert’s alt history fanfic about Frodo keeping the One Ring.
These are NOT the precedented times I requested.
June 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These are NOT the precedented times I requested.
The problem with having all this Daddy energy is that spankings aren’t nearly the deterrent they used to be.
June 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The problem with having all this Daddy energy is that spankings aren’t nearly the deterrent they used to be.
Thanks to microplastics we can now collectively ditch the “Natty or not” discussion and focus on becoming the alloyed hyper polymer monstrosities of our dreams.
June 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Thanks to microplastics we can now collectively ditch the “Natty or not” discussion and focus on becoming the alloyed hyper polymer monstrosities of our dreams.
Jesus fucking Christ I just want off this planet. I am so sick of this endless cycle of biting each other in the eyes in the name of clear vision. If I didn’t have a family to abandon I’d have walked into the fucking ocean by now. It’s all just hate and bile. I’m over it.
June 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Jesus fucking Christ I just want off this planet. I am so sick of this endless cycle of biting each other in the eyes in the name of clear vision. If I didn’t have a family to abandon I’d have walked into the fucking ocean by now. It’s all just hate and bile. I’m over it.
If my unpaid bills were character actors, I still have the guys in polos, a contractor or two - but I just got rid of the large group in black suits and portfolios full of red ink. And that feels nice.
June 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If my unpaid bills were character actors, I still have the guys in polos, a contractor or two - but I just got rid of the large group in black suits and portfolios full of red ink. And that feels nice.
If you ever despair of being surrounded by idiots remember that in 1847 a Hungarian named Ignaz Semmelweis suggested doctors wash their hands after dissecting corpses to improve their patient mortality rates, and it took them almost 20 years to credit that idea to a British guy instead.
May 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you ever despair of being surrounded by idiots remember that in 1847 a Hungarian named Ignaz Semmelweis suggested doctors wash their hands after dissecting corpses to improve their patient mortality rates, and it took them almost 20 years to credit that idea to a British guy instead.
If you don’t pay for it, you’re the product. But if you do pay for it, well they’ve found a way to double dip and you’re still a product.
Go ahead and do a little strut you big sexy product, you.
Go ahead and do a little strut you big sexy product, you.
April 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you don’t pay for it, you’re the product. But if you do pay for it, well they’ve found a way to double dip and you’re still a product.
Go ahead and do a little strut you big sexy product, you.
Go ahead and do a little strut you big sexy product, you.
Hey grandma,
I got the job!
I got the job!
April 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hey grandma,
I got the job!
I got the job!
3 job prospects in the pipeline- high, medium, and low pay. Round 2 of the High Salary one started with “so wait, you were EMPLOYEE #1 at SoftLayer?!”.. he sent his recommendation to the hiring manager mid-call, and then we talked about our Severance theories.
Score
Score
March 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
3 job prospects in the pipeline- high, medium, and low pay. Round 2 of the High Salary one started with “so wait, you were EMPLOYEE #1 at SoftLayer?!”.. he sent his recommendation to the hiring manager mid-call, and then we talked about our Severance theories.
Score
Score
No, grandma I didn’t get the job.
❤️🩹
❤️🩹
March 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
No, grandma I didn’t get the job.
❤️🩹
❤️🩹
He may be a fucking traitor, but Snoop‘s fried chicken recipe goes HARD!
March 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
He may be a fucking traitor, but Snoop‘s fried chicken recipe goes HARD!
I no longer recognize the difference between scrolling and doom scrolling.
March 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I no longer recognize the difference between scrolling and doom scrolling.
Happiness is - throwing out your old drug paraphernalia. Those were dark times, and I’m grateful I survived them.
March 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happiness is - throwing out your old drug paraphernalia. Those were dark times, and I’m grateful I survived them.
We all need time to contemplate the orb in our own way
March 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We all need time to contemplate the orb in our own way
“This is Gaston erasure” - @lizringo.bsky.social
February 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“This is Gaston erasure” - @lizringo.bsky.social
Oh hey friends. Here’s what I’ve been up to since ditching my Zuch products (R.I.P. to my favorite alt account @pensive_horses)
* @lizringo.bsky.social and I got married.
* I went to super pull ‘25 @cajun-cryptid.bsky.social
* I stayed inside and made soup (for my family)
* round 3 of interviews!
* @lizringo.bsky.social and I got married.
* I went to super pull ‘25 @cajun-cryptid.bsky.social
* I stayed inside and made soup (for my family)
* round 3 of interviews!
February 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh hey friends. Here’s what I’ve been up to since ditching my Zuch products (R.I.P. to my favorite alt account @pensive_horses)
* @lizringo.bsky.social and I got married.
* I went to super pull ‘25 @cajun-cryptid.bsky.social
* I stayed inside and made soup (for my family)
* round 3 of interviews!
* @lizringo.bsky.social and I got married.
* I went to super pull ‘25 @cajun-cryptid.bsky.social
* I stayed inside and made soup (for my family)
* round 3 of interviews!