Jeanette
@jeanette555.bsky.social
formerly known as @rabbit1080 on twitter. she/her.
Perth, Western Australia.
Perth, Western Australia.
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Zarigani Hakase, a professorial crayfish, and Funadon, a guileless carp, are local characters from Hanyu City.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Zarigani Hakase, a professorial crayfish, and Funadon, a guileless carp, are local characters from Hanyu City.
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We all know this is a lie, but can we stop valorizing this shit?
Sleeping this little actually really fucks you up and you make bad decisions. It makes you irritable. It fucks up your memory. It reduces your ability to react calmly and rationally.
Sleeping this little actually really fucks you up and you make bad decisions. It makes you irritable. It fucks up your memory. It reduces your ability to react calmly and rationally.
VARNEY: Do you work 18 hours a day?
MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.
MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
We all know this is a lie, but can we stop valorizing this shit?
Sleeping this little actually really fucks you up and you make bad decisions. It makes you irritable. It fucks up your memory. It reduces your ability to react calmly and rationally.
Sleeping this little actually really fucks you up and you make bad decisions. It makes you irritable. It fucks up your memory. It reduces your ability to react calmly and rationally.
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Did the food replicator on the Enterprise really work or was it secretly a bunch of ensigns inside the bulkhead doing their best with a teapot and a little range?
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Did the food replicator on the Enterprise really work or was it secretly a bunch of ensigns inside the bulkhead doing their best with a teapot and a little range?
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Now that Hobart is getting a fancy stadium that will never recoup its costs, you know what they can do next? Bid for the Olympics! 🤣🤣
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Now that Hobart is getting a fancy stadium that will never recoup its costs, you know what they can do next? Bid for the Olympics! 🤣🤣
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It was a combination of intense recognition and intense annoyance at how contemptuous she was of her audience.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It was a combination of intense recognition and intense annoyance at how contemptuous she was of her audience.
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Watching “Pluribus.” As a fantasy romance author, I would just like to say that I would handle this WAY better.
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Watching “Pluribus.” As a fantasy romance author, I would just like to say that I would handle this WAY better.
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
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At least one other boat, the one with the Colombian fisherman, was adrift and displaying a distress signal with its engine out of the water. To attack a disabled vessel in distress and signaling for assistance is basically in the same category as killing shipwrecked survivors clinging to wreckage.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
At least one other boat, the one with the Colombian fisherman, was adrift and displaying a distress signal with its engine out of the water. To attack a disabled vessel in distress and signaling for assistance is basically in the same category as killing shipwrecked survivors clinging to wreckage.
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Them: “25 years ago”
Me: *nods sagely* “1986”
Me: *nods sagely* “1986”
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Them: “25 years ago”
Me: *nods sagely* “1986”
Me: *nods sagely* “1986”
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I was right he did need a top hat.
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I was right he did need a top hat.
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We'll entertain disability cops once yous have entertained every disabled person getting the access to the diagnoses and healthcare we need because we don't need more randos yelling at us in the street for not performing our disabilities to your arbitrary standards
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We'll entertain disability cops once yous have entertained every disabled person getting the access to the diagnoses and healthcare we need because we don't need more randos yelling at us in the street for not performing our disabilities to your arbitrary standards
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Teens are already getting around the teen social media ban by scanning their parents' faces or uploading their ID, after the government was warned that a third of parents were planning to help their kids dodge the minimum age.
www.crikey.com.au/20...
www.crikey.com.au/20...
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Teens are already getting around the teen social media ban by scanning their parents' faces or uploading their ID, after the government was warned that a third of parents were planning to help their kids dodge the minimum age.
www.crikey.com.au/20...
www.crikey.com.au/20...
nothing to see here, just leaving this thing about setting up a vpn on aws ec2 for no reason.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
nothing to see here, just leaving this thing about setting up a vpn on aws ec2 for no reason.
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I don't have kids, so I can be a right cunt about these sorts of things. What if the social media ban for under 16s turns out to be a complete load of facile nonsense that does nothing, because it was all about the bad parenting we created along the way...... pursuing a false economy.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I don't have kids, so I can be a right cunt about these sorts of things. What if the social media ban for under 16s turns out to be a complete load of facile nonsense that does nothing, because it was all about the bad parenting we created along the way...... pursuing a false economy.
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
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In a time when governments need to learn, they continually demonstrate that they have learned exactly nothing. Government is about being the custodian of the well-being of 26 million people - this is not custodianship, it's incompetence bordering on negligence.
EXCLUSIVE: Funding and support plans for national disability insurance scheme participants will be generated by a computer program and staff will have no discretion to amend them, under a major overhaul of the NDIS to be rolled out next year, @australia.theguardian.com can reveal.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
In a time when governments need to learn, they continually demonstrate that they have learned exactly nothing. Government is about being the custodian of the well-being of 26 million people - this is not custodianship, it's incompetence bordering on negligence.
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also a good example of why AI summaries are not good for breaking news. it's hallucinating here based off the original november election, where Wilson was slightly ahead but which then prompted a runoff election since he didn't get over 50 percent.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
also a good example of why AI summaries are not good for breaking news. it's hallucinating here based off the original november election, where Wilson was slightly ahead but which then prompted a runoff election since he didn't get over 50 percent.
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Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
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People saying "kids will find a way around this" have no idea what "this" is. When it comes to YouTube, there's nothing for them to find a way around. The government is forcing all kids to have raw unfiltered access to YouTube. The only thing they're removing is parental controls.
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
People saying "kids will find a way around this" have no idea what "this" is. When it comes to YouTube, there's nothing for them to find a way around. The government is forcing all kids to have raw unfiltered access to YouTube. The only thing they're removing is parental controls.
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Everyone under age 16 in Australia just got this notification from YouTube. Everyone under 16 will no longer be able to sign-in, block channels, disable ads, or browse anything other than the default algorithm moving forward. Brain dead decision-makers.
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Everyone under age 16 in Australia just got this notification from YouTube. Everyone under 16 will no longer be able to sign-in, block channels, disable ads, or browse anything other than the default algorithm moving forward. Brain dead decision-makers.
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Given that the problem with a lot of plans is that the human assessing them frequently knows absolutely fuck all about the disability they are assessing and makes a decision based on vibes, I actually can’t see how this is worse. Fuck it, bring on the machines.
EXCLUSIVE: Funding and support plans for national disability insurance scheme participants will be generated by a computer program and staff will have no discretion to amend them, under a major overhaul of the NDIS to be rolled out next year, @australia.theguardian.com can reveal.
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Given that the problem with a lot of plans is that the human assessing them frequently knows absolutely fuck all about the disability they are assessing and makes a decision based on vibes, I actually can’t see how this is worse. Fuck it, bring on the machines.
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
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You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here’s ..
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here’s ..