She’s not a great singer, she doesn’t play an instrument, she dances like a spaz. And yet she s one of the greatest entertainers of all time 🤷‍♂️

Where can I buy a ticket?

People have been thirsting for someone from the opposition to actually oppose things. This is a start.

We (A&M) will have no problem paying someone else mad stacks to underachieve in the post season

Good luck with that! I can’t think of a single P5 team that would be better off with him as staring mascot.

Or a Bad Monkey reunion with Glenn & Monaghan!

People paying a ton of money just so they can text their doctors office & receive a legit reply. It’s what we all want.

When I first moved to LA, I had met a grand total of about five famous people. I was a manager at a General Cinemas in Sherman Oaks where we had a TON of famous people come in, both for special screenings and just as regular customers. I had to get used to it very quickly for that job.

I’m sure that won’t have an impact, I mean Canadians don’t really drink that much, right?

We’re going to punish Americans who buy legal goods because of the Americans who buy illegal goods? Ridiculous on every level.

As someone who washes a lot of dishes, Neutrogena is still the GOAT