jdjenk.bsky.social
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anything worth doing is worth half-assing.

full skincare too much? hot washcloth & cleanser, then moisturize.

too many dishes? do 10 minutes. come back later. set a timer.

clean one corner of your room at a time.

the enemy of "decent" is "perfect".
A pro tip for those with executive function challenges, is that deciding how much you give a damn is key to the planning of tasks. Sometimes you just say, fuck it, I'm neurodivergent & I do what I want, so this is about to be a half ass, sloppy job.
July 23, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Our own propaganda was so powerful it has echoed through generations and seeded discontent into the population 75 years later as we compare ourselves to a world that never existed
The 50s were a victory lap for WW2 US propagandists turned advertisers, shilling a utopian view of tomorrow so hard we compare ourselves to something that didn’t exist
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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"A global group of researchers was unable to read the vote tally, after an official lost one of three secret code keys needed to unlock a hyper-secure election system."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...
Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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There’s also a Mission Impossible exhibit and I took only one photo but I made it count lol
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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planned economy but it's just the president dictating what he wants to see on his television
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I think Zohran (correctly imho) assessed that his chance of protecting NYC was higher by charming two people: the guy with the most real world power and the guy with the least firm ideological commitment to Fascism with a capital F. Except somehow in our fucked up timeline, that's the same guy.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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👩‍🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Looking the financial indices out of the UK and apologies if this has ever come up before, but have they considered reviving the economy by joining a large economic and political consortium of countries nearby, say in Europe?
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Others have said it before, but if 'AI' was any good, they'd be charging us for it and we'd be happy to pay. Shoehorning it into every single aspect of people's lives just reeks of desperation.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Billionaires are losing interest in generative AI. They must have found a younger technology.
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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This! 👇

It is also a good reminder that we are not experiencing polarization but right-wing radicalization!
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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I need this shirt.
October 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I’m gonna disagree with this one.

What we’re calling “AI” doesn’t replace cognition. It replaces pattern matching, but on its own has no idea which patterns are important or why.

We are nowhere close to an actual thinking machine.
The plow, the steam engine, electricity — all replaced muscle. AI replaces cognition. If you spend your day “reading lots of stuff and turning it into straight English,” well… so does the machine. The goal now is to learn from history and cushion the blow better than last time.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Looks like it’s time to break out Old Reliable again.
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.

Unprecedentedly corrupt.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Old enough to remember when they said it was "unclear" if Putin would invade Ukraine while he was moving thousands of troops to their border.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Ancient philosophy is 50% profound eternal wisdom and 50% that same exact guy declaring with supreme confidence two paragraphs later that pee is stored in the armpit.
Aristotle in his books on nature insisted men have more teeth than women.
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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I'll be beating this drum constantly between now and April:

Zohran must play nice with the governor to advance his agenda. But our task, at the grassroots, is to use Hochul's fear of losing re-election to push her incessantly and publicly.

Well done on climate, Third Act 👏
“'She did not just approve a fossil fuel project. She made a moral choice,' Lt. Gov. Antonio Delgado (D), who is primarying Hochul, said on Monday. 'New Yorkers deserve a governor who does not treat the climate crisis as a PR problem, but as a test of moral leadership.'”
Hochul enrages environmentalists with shift to ‘all of the above’ energy policy
Democrats are focusing on affordability over climate goals as midterm elections loom.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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drone shots look like shit. so does 4k/120hz video. a shaky, brief helicopter shot in an old movie or tv show still looks cool. the human brain does not like the crispness or smoothness of computers and robots. my guess is that we evolved this instinct during the Computer War of 25,000 BCE
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM