jdesimoney
@jdesimoney.bsky.social
I spend all my money on books, crafts, and carbs.
LMAO at the closed captioning for the instrumental F1 theme.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
LMAO at the closed captioning for the instrumental F1 theme.
Damn okay I guess he really can do everything.
September 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Damn okay I guess he really can do everything.
Ferry sticker: acquired.
September 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ferry sticker: acquired.
The Smithsonian has Julia Child’s home kitchen on view (really) and now instead of a nice tile backsplash I want pegboards.
July 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Smithsonian has Julia Child’s home kitchen on view (really) and now instead of a nice tile backsplash I want pegboards.
I identify so strongly with this animal.
July 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I identify so strongly with this animal.
That’s “vacation,” Josh. You’re taking vacation.
July 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
That’s “vacation,” Josh. You’re taking vacation.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
July 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Happy WNBA season start to everyone but especially to this guy.
May 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Happy WNBA season start to everyone but especially to this guy.
Zuck: The average American has three friends
May 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Zuck: The average American has three friends
The horrors persist, but my toddler still thinks taking the city bus is the best thing ever.
May 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The horrors persist, but my toddler still thinks taking the city bus is the best thing ever.
The horrors persist, but we can still see penguins at the zoo.
March 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The horrors persist, but we can still see penguins at the zoo.
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
Well at least it isn’t all bad news today.
February 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Well at least it isn’t all bad news today.
Some punny beer names I’ve enjoyed lately
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Some punny beer names I’ve enjoyed lately
Why buy new stuffies that your kid doesn’t need when you could make new stuffies that your kid doesn’t need. 🤪
Pretty successful for a practice run, I’m slightly less nervous about cutting up Nico’s hospital baby blanket now. 😬
Pretty successful for a practice run, I’m slightly less nervous about cutting up Nico’s hospital baby blanket now. 😬
February 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Why buy new stuffies that your kid doesn’t need when you could make new stuffies that your kid doesn’t need. 🤪
Pretty successful for a practice run, I’m slightly less nervous about cutting up Nico’s hospital baby blanket now. 😬
Pretty successful for a practice run, I’m slightly less nervous about cutting up Nico’s hospital baby blanket now. 😬
I unfortunately cannot recommend sharing a NYT Games account with your spouse.
January 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I unfortunately cannot recommend sharing a NYT Games account with your spouse.
Javert after letting Jean Valjean go
December 14, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Javert after letting Jean Valjean go