jdesimoney
@jdesimoney.bsky.social
I spend all my money on books, crafts, and carbs.
LMAO at the closed captioning for the instrumental F1 theme.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
LMAO at the closed captioning for the instrumental F1 theme.
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
I have never seen more men cry than in this Mariners playoff series.
October 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I have never seen more men cry than in this Mariners playoff series.
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Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?
June 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?
Damn okay I guess he really can do everything.
September 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Damn okay I guess he really can do everything.
Ferry sticker: acquired.
September 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ferry sticker: acquired.
Suarez spit on Gene, the long time head of Sounders security. Gene is the best.
Anyone who knows me knows I am emphatically not a fighter and I was ready to jump on the pitch and THROW HANDS for Gene.
Anyone who knows me knows I am emphatically not a fighter and I was ready to jump on the pitch and THROW HANDS for Gene.
Inter Miami is disgusting. Luis Suarez is disgusting. Spitting on a Sounders coach. #LeaguesCup #MLS
September 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Suarez spit on Gene, the long time head of Sounders security. Gene is the best.
Anyone who knows me knows I am emphatically not a fighter and I was ready to jump on the pitch and THROW HANDS for Gene.
Anyone who knows me knows I am emphatically not a fighter and I was ready to jump on the pitch and THROW HANDS for Gene.
THEY HAVE MESSI BUT WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK
September 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
THEY HAVE MESSI BUT WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK
Or, to save on postage, we could just give people money to buy groceries with. 🤯
It's striking how quickly political journalists drop the "savvy" act when it comes to the Trump administration.
www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
August 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Or, to save on postage, we could just give people money to buy groceries with. 🤯
Buses, subways, all types of public transit are not scary compared to a Chevy Suburban going 40 mph driven by a parent distracted because their kids are arguing in the backseat.
“You sound real corny being scared of the subway.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Buses, subways, all types of public transit are not scary compared to a Chevy Suburban going 40 mph driven by a parent distracted because their kids are arguing in the backseat.
This is how I flirt.
August 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is how I flirt.
The Smithsonian has Julia Child’s home kitchen on view (really) and now instead of a nice tile backsplash I want pegboards.
July 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Smithsonian has Julia Child’s home kitchen on view (really) and now instead of a nice tile backsplash I want pegboards.
I identify so strongly with this animal.
July 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I identify so strongly with this animal.
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"We here at the New York Times take pride in our ability to start national conversations on important subjects, such as 'What the fuck is going on at the New York Times?' and 'Is there lead in their drinking water?' or 'Maybe it's a gas leak?'"
July 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"We here at the New York Times take pride in our ability to start national conversations on important subjects, such as 'What the fuck is going on at the New York Times?' and 'Is there lead in their drinking water?' or 'Maybe it's a gas leak?'"
That’s “vacation,” Josh. You’re taking vacation.
July 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
That’s “vacation,” Josh. You’re taking vacation.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
July 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Yesterday while making dinner my husband said “Did you hear about what happened with the killer in Idaho?” So I said “Yeah, so sad about the firefighters.” And he said “Oh, no, I meant the other one.”
Not great, Idaho.
Not great, Idaho.
July 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yesterday while making dinner my husband said “Did you hear about what happened with the killer in Idaho?” So I said “Yeah, so sad about the firefighters.” And he said “Oh, no, I meant the other one.”
Not great, Idaho.
Not great, Idaho.
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I’m not gonna write you a love song ‘cause you asked for it, ‘cause you need one, you see.
"I asked ChatGPT" yeah, well I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me
"I asked ChatGPT" yeah well I asked the traffic lights if it'll be all right (they said I don't know)
June 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I’m not gonna write you a love song ‘cause you asked for it, ‘cause you need one, you see.
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Let’s fucking goooo. www.reddit.com/r/Washington...
From the Washington community on Reddit: Chehalis Tribe Buys Billboard, Plans to Replace Messages with Accurate U.S. History
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June 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Let’s fucking goooo. www.reddit.com/r/Washington...
Happy WNBA season start to everyone but especially to this guy.
May 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Happy WNBA season start to everyone but especially to this guy.
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As part owner of the Blazers, my first order of business will be to bring back the 100pt free Chalupa coupons
As part owner of the blazers, my first act is to bring back the SUV blimp that crashed
give me the packers ownership model, i want me and all my friends to own the blazers
May 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
As part owner of the Blazers, my first order of business will be to bring back the 100pt free Chalupa coupons
“I’ve never cared for Charles.”
May 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
“I’ve never cared for Charles.”
Zuck: The average American has three friends
May 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Zuck: The average American has three friends
The horrors persist, but my toddler still thinks taking the city bus is the best thing ever.
May 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The horrors persist, but my toddler still thinks taking the city bus is the best thing ever.
