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Is This World For Real 😵‍💫?
You think that will be sufficient for their war B-Roll, you're out of your mind.

Hegseth himself will make the landfall if he can, pretending its Normandy
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So is sucking a pedo's d*ck, but there you are
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Miasma and Milk Leg baby!
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hashtag Meritocracy
a man in a white shirt is standing in a room
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in a room
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Pritzker should have him arrested without charge for a few weeks and then just randomly let him out of jail in Puerto Rico or something. See how he likes it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What a silly premise
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is not an argument from a moral person. It doesn't matter who they are, roast'em.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Gave up unfettered, dictatorial power twice. Imagine that.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Also F those people for wanting affordable health insurance amirite?
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You sound like the triggered one(s).
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Why can't anyone respond with a "so that's a yes then?" every time a question gets avoided?
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's called christianity and one of its important tenets is protecting pedos big and small.
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cook them all! All of them. This isn't hard.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
They dug so deep...just to find a mirror
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Glad to see Con Air up there for Pope Leo
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I thought I was the only one who remembered Captain Ron.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The NFL always has and always will force feed us shitty Dallas teams whether we like it or not.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They've had months to destroy everything that could possibly be important. It's gone and if someone is implicated in their disappearance will receive a pardon.

The media will be right there to help him, too. Ratings are the only thing that matters even if it means destroying the country.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Eat shit, then resign.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Health Insurance, how does it work?
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Resign
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
He's just trying to emulate Ted
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM