I still check Twitter a few times per week. Inevitably, some stupid shit pisses me off. Bluesky is self care.

What do all the white knobs do?

THANK you. Now us Jews can focus on drinking the blood of Christian babies and secretly running global events through Elders of Zion and not waste time refuting lies.

Obligatory photo. Gorgeous architecture.

I just bought a tv for the first time in many years and the first thing I did was put it in “filmmaker mode.”

My hometown grew on the ease with which it is to commute into nyc. And then it thrived because people figured out it’s actually nice to live there.

That was before Hoboken got cool in the 90s.

Is that flop sweat or is he ill?

Folks mistake refusing to tolerate assholes for uniformity of opinion.

My house hasn’t ever burned down. Why am I ever turning my oven off?

Text-based, dial-up BBSs were cool at the time but no way do I want to go back.

On the flip side, the “early” kid tends to steal my sweatshirts. So, gun-to-my-head chose a favorite? Tough call.

It’s about a 500 year old god wearing a fake mustache as he tries to win his followers back.

You can have that.

So many people are missing that point.

Edgelord = member of a cult dedicated to U2’s guitarist.

Just the same, when one kid is packed up and ready to go, counting down from ten minutes so we’re not late to whatever, and the other is running out in her socks, breakfast in one hand and all her stuff dropping out of the other hand, I wish they’d have met in the middle a bit more.

Don’t dress them the same, don’t give them similar names, speak to them separately and not as a unit, make time for each alone.
My wife and I have been fairly successful at this. We can see it especially now that our girls are teenagers.

Considering all other potential presidential candidates they have on deck have a combined charisma of an ill toad, they’re just happy Trump decided to run again.