Joshua Carpenter 🎧🙀⚜️
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_ _ _ _ _I cannot hold hate in my 💓 _ _ _ _ 'if music be the food of love, play on' ~Shakespeare | No bad days | This dude abides | Doggy Dad | Happily Married
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The grift is next-level, and it’s happening right under our noses in broad daylight.
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May 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The grift is next-level, and it’s happening right under our noses in broad daylight.
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Gaming this out. If Trump is able to make a third term happen with all branches of Government and the Supreme court in his back pocket, would Obama come back to save democracy?
April 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Gaming this out. If Trump is able to make a third term happen with all branches of Government and the Supreme court in his back pocket, would Obama come back to save democracy?
My honey bunny isn't even home from her work trip and I've already gotten a notification that her next trip will be starting soon.
March 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My honey bunny isn't even home from her work trip and I've already gotten a notification that her next trip will be starting soon.
Seems Legit...
January 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Seems Legit...
Florida man arrested for trying to put his penis in a horses nose. Always Florida. WTF, man?!?
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Florida man arrested for trying to put his penis in a horses nose. Always Florida. WTF, man?!?
I hate change. I was on Windows 7 until they stopped supporting it. Now trying the "New Outlook" that has been out for a while. It's not going well.
December 31, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I hate change. I was on Windows 7 until they stopped supporting it. Now trying the "New Outlook" that has been out for a while. It's not going well.
My wife is trying to make me get reflexology with her. 😶
December 27, 2024 at 10:06 PM
My wife is trying to make me get reflexology with her. 😶
You know damn good and well the the truck assholes at the beginning of Christmas Vacation would be wearing Maggot hats and have a rebel flag on their truck now-a-days.
December 25, 2024 at 2:42 PM
You know damn good and well the the truck assholes at the beginning of Christmas Vacation would be wearing Maggot hats and have a rebel flag on their truck now-a-days.
We just got Apple TV for 3 months and started watching Shrinking. Where do we go from there? (We've already seen Ted Lasso)
December 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
We just got Apple TV for 3 months and started watching Shrinking. Where do we go from there? (We've already seen Ted Lasso)
It's hard for me to not get extremely disappointed when I go out of my way to do fun things for my team and 25% of them don't RSVP but then I remember 75% of the other people did and we always have a blast. It's usually the same people time after time. Can't please everyone though.
December 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
It's hard for me to not get extremely disappointed when I go out of my way to do fun things for my team and 25% of them don't RSVP but then I remember 75% of the other people did and we always have a blast. It's usually the same people time after time. Can't please everyone though.
I am a connoisseur of trash TV. Currently watching Jersey Shore Family Vacation. Pauly is legit hilarious, his banter and comments always have me rolling.
December 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I am a connoisseur of trash TV. Currently watching Jersey Shore Family Vacation. Pauly is legit hilarious, his banter and comments always have me rolling.
Orange Jesus wants a govt. shutdown so he can open it back up and be the savior. Like when he HAD to put his dumbass signature on those COVID checks.
December 19, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Orange Jesus wants a govt. shutdown so he can open it back up and be the savior. Like when he HAD to put his dumbass signature on those COVID checks.
Wifey jokes sometimes that she's gonna move me back to my old house or an apartment when I fart or something cute like that. Today a box of hangers from the hanger store arrived and I'm scurred.
December 19, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Wifey jokes sometimes that she's gonna move me back to my old house or an apartment when I fart or something cute like that. Today a box of hangers from the hanger store arrived and I'm scurred.
My dear wife booked a whiskey and a shave on the cruise ship for me while she will be off the boat. She keeps talking about it like a lone shave is going to Clooney this Hobbit up.
December 4, 2024 at 9:37 AM
My dear wife booked a whiskey and a shave on the cruise ship for me while she will be off the boat. She keeps talking about it like a lone shave is going to Clooney this Hobbit up.
Should I get an overpriced tattoo on this transatlantic cruise?
December 1, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Should I get an overpriced tattoo on this transatlantic cruise?
The Unforgiven is an absolutely perfect movie. Perfectly cast. I cannot see another actor playing any of the roles. Peak Hackman and Eastwood. The build up to the moment he takes that bottle of whiskey from Schofield Kid's hand.
November 24, 2024 at 4:01 PM
The Unforgiven is an absolutely perfect movie. Perfectly cast. I cannot see another actor playing any of the roles. Peak Hackman and Eastwood. The build up to the moment he takes that bottle of whiskey from Schofield Kid's hand.
I'm itching to turn that heat on for the first time this year. Problem is our house is so dang insulated, I can't justify it until it gets in the 60's. I wanna smell the dust burning off. You know the smell.
November 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I'm itching to turn that heat on for the first time this year. Problem is our house is so dang insulated, I can't justify it until it gets in the 60's. I wanna smell the dust burning off. You know the smell.
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Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
November 21, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
"Gaetz Pulls Out". Love when headlines are Cheeky.
November 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
"Gaetz Pulls Out". Love when headlines are Cheeky.
Decided at age 49 that i wanted to tattoo my left arm. Not a connected sleeve but just a patchwork of tattoos that are meaningful to me. I got one last year and 3 this year at the age of 50. It's a pretty harmless midlife crisis. My latest is a tribute to my wife, her favorite band. #drivebytruckers
November 18, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Decided at age 49 that i wanted to tattoo my left arm. Not a connected sleeve but just a patchwork of tattoos that are meaningful to me. I got one last year and 3 this year at the age of 50. It's a pretty harmless midlife crisis. My latest is a tribute to my wife, her favorite band. #drivebytruckers
Wifey is gone for a week. I need a show to binge. Suggestions would be great.
November 18, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Wifey is gone for a week. I need a show to binge. Suggestions would be great.