jbwocky
@jbwocky.bsky.social
Product manager, writer, hobby musician
Little relentless junkie finding the nerf gun bullets we hide from her anywhere they are
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Little relentless junkie finding the nerf gun bullets we hide from her anywhere they are
Hello fren watcha' doin' on the 1st floor off the ground?
September 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Hello fren watcha' doin' on the 1st floor off the ground?
When you find out your spouse's extramarital affair has been going on way longer than you thought
August 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
When you find out your spouse's extramarital affair has been going on way longer than you thought
This is it, I've reached the end of Bluesky, fittingly with an image of a galaxy and a sunset 🌅 followed by oblivion
July 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
This is it, I've reached the end of Bluesky, fittingly with an image of a galaxy and a sunset 🌅 followed by oblivion
Mew took advantage of a busted drawer and found the stash of gummy snakes we were hiding from her because she loves to chew on them and they're not healthy. I caught her trying to steal one!
March 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Mew took advantage of a busted drawer and found the stash of gummy snakes we were hiding from her because she loves to chew on them and they're not healthy. I caught her trying to steal one!
This is what it looks like from Europe
February 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is what it looks like from Europe
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I may be in trouble
I may be in trouble
January 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I may be in trouble
I may be in trouble
Darth a few months back I found this french fry vending machine in Zermatt and I thought you'd like to know it exists
November 1, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Darth a few months back I found this french fry vending machine in Zermatt and I thought you'd like to know it exists
Posting this as a memento for myself...
September 20, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Posting this as a memento for myself...
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Mew ate my son's German homework and is now shamelessly guarding her snack. I'm afraid the teacher won't believe this excuse 😔
June 6, 2024 at 5:54 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Mew ate my son's German homework and is now shamelessly guarding her snack. I'm afraid the teacher won't believe this excuse 😔