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A little nonsense every day, keeps the madness far away.
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Woodcarving from 1440. The Gellingtons arrived on a comet from outer space but the people feared them.
#CAF2025 #Chorlton
May 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This seems so long ago. Whatever happened?
A cartoon election poster image of a turnip headed man holding his thumb up and a spoon woman smiling for the camera.
March 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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A Merry Christmas message to Everyone
December 25, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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The Sunday Before Christmas
A man feeding a girl child in what is clearly an awful place. The girl and her mother have halos.
December 22, 2024 at 9:00 AM
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BBC News Presenters 2024 (Male)
The 'Other' Category was too small to show.
#bbcnews
A humorous pie chart of BBC News presenter names - all are very posh (Quinton, Hugo, Rupert, Fraser, Algernon, Giles and Tristan)
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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I was asked to explain why it is better to put money in a bank than keep it under the bed.
I think this works.
A badly drawn graphic showing how interest discounted rates work
December 6, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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Guess what I bought myself for an early Christmas present?
December 2, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Fleeing the Second Battle of St. Albans
Coloured woodcarving from 1461
December 1, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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I should go to bed, but I am doodling.
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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Our old TV broke and now only shows a beautiful vivid blue. It's much better than actually watching TV and I am keeping it.
A TV which only shows a vivid and beautiful blue
November 23, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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Here's a visual/word puzzle. Ten green bottles.
#puzzle #freepuzzle
November 21, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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I doodled a maze and thought it was worth passing on. It’s actually quite hard.
#maze #puzzle #freepuzzle
A really hard hand drawn maze
November 20, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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I was bought a day out experience.
WOW! THAT WAS FUN.
Just me, my pony and my rifle

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A man with his pony, shooting triffids with a rifle. The triffids are in an electrified fence.
November 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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And what about this for mathematical insanity?
I know I was doing surreal, but this is just way beyond that.
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Some text about the Banach-Tarski Paradox and a sphere being smashed and rearranged.
November 17, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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Just to remind you, 0!=1
November 17, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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I don’t know who sent this but ‘Buballoo loves Choogaloo’ is really pushing the boundaries.
Any more of this nonsense and I will stop passing on your nonsense.
BBC Internal Silliness Group
#BBCNews #BBCISG #BBC
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An AI generated cloud hugging a tree
November 16, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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This came via email – it’s not as silly as the rest and seems to have an agenda, but it isn’t offensive, so I am happy to share.
BBC Internal Silliness Group – keep sending the images.
#BBCNews #BBCISG #BBC #BBCWorld #worldnews #globalnews #BBCLocal
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A word cloud with lots of American political words on and a BBC logo
November 15, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Sent to me from RJS (probably an alias)
If the Internal Silliness Group want to send more things, you know where I am (nothing rude like before)
#BBCNews #BBCISG #BBC
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November 15, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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I’ve had a few emails with pics from the BBC’s Internal Silliness Group (ISG) – some of them aren’t publishable.

This is a good one though.

#BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCScotland #BBCLocalNews #BBCISG
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Some sheep and a BBC website shot.
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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OLAY MASK
THERE’S A NEW SUPERHERO IN TOWN
CEO, CRIME FIGHTING, BADDIE BUSTING, GOVERNMENT ADVISOR!
Has a great complexion too.
#USGovernmentHero #DRAININGtheSWAMP @MAGAIncWarRoom
The superhero, crime fighting CEO - Olay Mask
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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If you think I am making this up – my friend at the BBC sent me this. They have been making this stuff for years.
The Internal Silliness Group at the BBC is real!
#BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCISG #BBCStaff
An old print of an archbishop who has a Buckminsterfullerene for a halo
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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I’ve dug up another of the BBCs bizarre internal websites – this is an old one.
#BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCBirmingham #BBCLocalNews #Chorlton #BBCManchester
The dragon from Chorlton and the Wheelies has an interesting altercation with Fenella te Welsh witch who gives him a wedgie.
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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This one actually made it onto the BBC website a few years back.
Again – sorry I can’t give you the URL as being a proper journalist my sources must remain confidential.
#BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCBrighton #BBCLocalNews
An angry looking seagull with a chip in it's mouth.
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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BBC local news really needs to check their content. Here’s a screen grab I found by accident.
#PuddleGate #MoseleyMiracle #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCBirmingham #BBCLocalNews
A photo of a puddle in Moseley (Birmingham) which is slightly larger than usual and the local residents have contacted the BBC to report on the story.
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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Important Survey Result – may change the direction of everything!
Jon Cubis (chief psefologhist UBOS) says “The results are clearly outstanding.”
We at Pannaya.com are dedicated to serving the public through rigorous analysis.
A pie chart detailing the results of a survey about when afternoon ends and evening begins.
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 AM