Jennifer Hard-to-Pronounce-Last-Name🩷💜💙
@jbird2407.bsky.social
Exhausted
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Got a Covid booster today and it’s so great how now just engaging in basic public health measures feels like a big ole Johnny Cash-style middle finger to The Man.
September 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Got a Covid booster today and it’s so great how now just engaging in basic public health measures feels like a big ole Johnny Cash-style middle finger to The Man.
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The most piercing judgments of Charlie Kirk I see today are the ones that simply quote his words for all to hear. What a legacy he earned.
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The most piercing judgments of Charlie Kirk I see today are the ones that simply quote his words for all to hear. What a legacy he earned.
Weird day, eh?
September 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Weird day, eh?
I'm a vegetarian but I'm still watching this Wienie Mobile race, never let anyone tell you advertising doesn't work
May 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm a vegetarian but I'm still watching this Wienie Mobile race, never let anyone tell you advertising doesn't work
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!
May 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!
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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
If a Senator was #filibustering (can't leave) but was also pumping (legally required time in a private space) could they get legally mandated time away from the podium?
April 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If a Senator was #filibustering (can't leave) but was also pumping (legally required time in a private space) could they get legally mandated time away from the podium?
Watching old Night Court episodes and apparently in the 1980s you could just smoke literally anywhere, including court. No wonder they lost two bailiffs to lung cancer.
April 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Watching old Night Court episodes and apparently in the 1980s you could just smoke literally anywhere, including court. No wonder they lost two bailiffs to lung cancer.
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Friendly reminder that Joann Fabrics isn’t closing because it’s a bad business. It’s closing bc it was bought by a private equity firm. This is also what is happening to Hooters and what happened to US Toys R Us and Red Lobster. These companies are being dismantled intentionally.
February 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Friendly reminder that Joann Fabrics isn’t closing because it’s a bad business. It’s closing bc it was bought by a private equity firm. This is also what is happening to Hooters and what happened to US Toys R Us and Red Lobster. These companies are being dismantled intentionally.
This is really bad. Hedge funds kill valuable resources. As a crafty person who refuses to shop at H*bby L*bby, this leaves way fewer options.
Please, reach out to your local library and suggest craft swaps! Thrift your supplies! Do what you can to support crafters.
Please, reach out to your local library and suggest craft swaps! Thrift your supplies! Do what you can to support crafters.
February 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is really bad. Hedge funds kill valuable resources. As a crafty person who refuses to shop at H*bby L*bby, this leaves way fewer options.
Please, reach out to your local library and suggest craft swaps! Thrift your supplies! Do what you can to support crafters.
Please, reach out to your local library and suggest craft swaps! Thrift your supplies! Do what you can to support crafters.
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Look at how cool this duck is. He's such a cool dude.
You know he supports his trans neighbors.
He doesn't listen to right wing podcasts.
He owns a killer whip(are they still called whips?) and he'll give his grandma a ride to the store in it
He's not afraid to tell his friends he loves them. 🪶
You know he supports his trans neighbors.
He doesn't listen to right wing podcasts.
He owns a killer whip(are they still called whips?) and he'll give his grandma a ride to the store in it
He's not afraid to tell his friends he loves them. 🪶
February 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Look at how cool this duck is. He's such a cool dude.
You know he supports his trans neighbors.
He doesn't listen to right wing podcasts.
He owns a killer whip(are they still called whips?) and he'll give his grandma a ride to the store in it
He's not afraid to tell his friends he loves them. 🪶
You know he supports his trans neighbors.
He doesn't listen to right wing podcasts.
He owns a killer whip(are they still called whips?) and he'll give his grandma a ride to the store in it
He's not afraid to tell his friends he loves them. 🪶
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Accessible version:
February 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Accessible version:
The last episode of Scamanda, a documentary about a woman who faked cancer, is called "Catch Me If You Cancer" which is objectively the funniest title I've ever seen.
February 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The last episode of Scamanda, a documentary about a woman who faked cancer, is called "Catch Me If You Cancer" which is objectively the funniest title I've ever seen.
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I think about this tweet constantly
February 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I think about this tweet constantly
Today I learned young Nixon was actually kinda hot
February 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today I learned young Nixon was actually kinda hot
This is exactly what I needed to end this week.
at this point i believe that the dudes who come for the menswear guy are just sleeper agents whose entire lives have been orchestrated to give him dunk material
February 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is exactly what I needed to end this week.
Meredith Lynch was on The Dream podcast today discussing how private equity is ruining the US. It's worse than just Panera, it's nursing homes, apartments, and even libraries. Horrifying.
January 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Meredith Lynch was on The Dream podcast today discussing how private equity is ruining the US. It's worse than just Panera, it's nursing homes, apartments, and even libraries. Horrifying.
The best part about watching #Severance is all the people saying they want to be severed until the next episode so they don't have to wait. It's like, are you paying enough attention or
January 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The best part about watching #Severance is all the people saying they want to be severed until the next episode so they don't have to wait. It's like, are you paying enough attention or
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Okay, here’s the deal: RIGHT NOW is the time for concrete, direct action.
If you’re following me, it’s probably because you care about trans art and trans literature. The article below lays out my suggestions for dozens of concrete actions you can take to preemptively combat literary censorship.
If you’re following me, it’s probably because you care about trans art and trans literature. The article below lays out my suggestions for dozens of concrete actions you can take to preemptively combat literary censorship.
The Trans Literature Preservation Project: A Practical Guide to Resisting Censorship
Project 2025 wants to criminalize trans literature. Here’s a game plan for keeping our stories alive.
thetransfemininereview.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Okay, here’s the deal: RIGHT NOW is the time for concrete, direct action.
If you’re following me, it’s probably because you care about trans art and trans literature. The article below lays out my suggestions for dozens of concrete actions you can take to preemptively combat literary censorship.
If you’re following me, it’s probably because you care about trans art and trans literature. The article below lays out my suggestions for dozens of concrete actions you can take to preemptively combat literary censorship.
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www.ilrc.org/red-cards-ta...
Send it far, send it wide.
This is a printable card that tells you your rights
FUCK ICE
Send it far, send it wide.
This is a printable card that tells you your rights
FUCK ICE
Red Cards / Tarjetas Rojas | Immigrant Legal Resource Center | ILRC
All people in the United States, regardless of immigration status, have certain rights and protections under the U.S. Constitution. The ILRC’s Red Cards help people assert their rights and defend them...
www.ilrc.org
January 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
www.ilrc.org/red-cards-ta...
Send it far, send it wide.
This is a printable card that tells you your rights
FUCK ICE
Send it far, send it wide.
This is a printable card that tells you your rights
FUCK ICE
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If you are a visa holder/temp resident in the U.S., and your child was born here and doesn't have a passport, GET A PASSPORT FOR THEM IMMEDIATELY. Like, make the appointment this week.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...
January 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you are a visa holder/temp resident in the U.S., and your child was born here and doesn't have a passport, GET A PASSPORT FOR THEM IMMEDIATELY. Like, make the appointment this week.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...
Anyone with questions on the process for getting your tubes out, or for getting a vasectomy, can ask me or my partner. We are both sterile and growing ever more delighted to have addressed that back when we had rights #childfree
January 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Anyone with questions on the process for getting your tubes out, or for getting a vasectomy, can ask me or my partner. We are both sterile and growing ever more delighted to have addressed that back when we had rights #childfree