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With a bit of luck, he might start licking the wallpaper.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
With a bit of luck, he might start licking the wallpaper.
And when he's on St Helena, tell him to take a close and lengthy view of the wallpaper in his rooms.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
And when he's on St Helena, tell him to take a close and lengthy view of the wallpaper in his rooms.
A triumph of the embalmer's art there.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A triumph of the embalmer's art there.
or even Luton Town, for that matter.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
or even Luton Town, for that matter.
Poor old Foghorn Leghorn - doubt he'll last 5min in a cell.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Poor old Foghorn Leghorn - doubt he'll last 5min in a cell.
It's the double graves of Lord Lucan and Shergar, isn't it?!
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's the double graves of Lord Lucan and Shergar, isn't it?!
Pope on a woke.
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Pope on a woke.
When I lived in Seattle, it was always funny passing Washington state freeway signs for Aberdeen (Kurt Cobain's hometown) and Highlands.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When I lived in Seattle, it was always funny passing Washington state freeway signs for Aberdeen (Kurt Cobain's hometown) and Highlands.
I fell a strong vibe here for an ideal person for the TV return of Father Ted.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I fell a strong vibe here for an ideal person for the TV return of Father Ted.
First they come for the....
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
First they come for the....
They'll probably try and arrest the Tartan Army for being cross-dressers wearing skirts.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
They'll probably try and arrest the Tartan Army for being cross-dressers wearing skirts.
Andy has a tacit agreement with a Manchester MP who is retiring at the next GE anyway, that he'd go early if his seat is needed. No use Andy standing in Clive Lewis' seat when he's popular in Manchester.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Andy has a tacit agreement with a Manchester MP who is retiring at the next GE anyway, that he'd go early if his seat is needed. No use Andy standing in Clive Lewis' seat when he's popular in Manchester.
Seemsmuch better than them roaming the streets, IMHO.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Seemsmuch better than them roaming the streets, IMHO.
Pity it wasn't in Morrisons Hotel!
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Pity it wasn't in Morrisons Hotel!
It is in case he forgets where his office is.
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It is in case he forgets where his office is.
Starting a crowdfunding page to send to Andy his new life-manual for what comes next: a copy of Sue Townsend's "The Queen and I".
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Starting a crowdfunding page to send to Andy his new life-manual for what comes next: a copy of Sue Townsend's "The Queen and I".
Starting a crowdfunding page to send to Andy his new life-manual for what comes next: a copy of Sue Townsend's "The Queen and I".
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Starting a crowdfunding page to send to Andy his new life-manual for what comes next: a copy of Sue Townsend's "The Queen and I".
Starting a crowdfunding page to send to Andy his new life-manual for what comes next: a copy of Sue Townsend's "The Queen and I".
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Starting a crowdfunding page to send to Andy his new life-manual for what comes next: a copy of Sue Townsend's "The Queen and I".
....and c) and asked if sex was still on tonight?
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
....and c) and asked if sex was still on tonight?
Thoughts and prayers for Kemi.
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Thoughts and prayers for Kemi.
The Skopje Chess Olympiad was in 1972 and not 1976.
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The Skopje Chess Olympiad was in 1972 and not 1976.
Always remember what Kemi's office was probably trying to spin to the media today: "We never discuss in public matters of national security."
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Always remember what Kemi's office was probably trying to spin to the media today: "We never discuss in public matters of national security."