Until it's dipped in scolding hot chocolate sauce.

Thanks to @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social for my first like on the platform - I'm pissing myself laughing!

Circumnavigation - A bar mitzvah on a cruise liner.
Flabbergasted - Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
Abdicate - To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade - To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly - Impotent.
Lymph - To walk with a lisp.