What the, and I mean this sincerely, Fuck?

@evilschultz.bsky.social Always the best part of the Oscars.

Also this:

Oh yes, this is going to go great. 10/10, no notes.
Alexa, order more popcorn.

This is what happens when you let toddlers eat what they want. The one on the right with skin that looks like it's ready to be made into a handbag wants to "Make America healthy again" With Mcdonald's.

I may as well make my first post here a cute photo of Smokey.