Lesbo Calrissian 🏳️🌈💚
@jazyjazijaze.bsky.social
Retired Hoochie | Tech Bae 🧑🏾💻| Queer 💕
Over 30 with a respectable bedtime.
Over 30 with a respectable bedtime.
Pinned
Just r*ssurected from the night.
Happy New Year 🎆
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Happy New Year 🎆
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My Aces have been stressing me tf out all season. This game especiallyyyyy 😫
June 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My Aces have been stressing me tf out all season. This game especiallyyyyy 😫
I wish labels understood that we usually like the girls for their unique sounds… we can tell when y’all have them just throwing similar tracks at the wall to see what’s sticks 😫
May 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I wish labels understood that we usually like the girls for their unique sounds… we can tell when y’all have them just throwing similar tracks at the wall to see what’s sticks 😫
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How the fuck you get ejected from the bench?
March 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How the fuck you get ejected from the bench?
This the one!
Random thought
Some of you (male, female, nonbinary) wanted Jada Pinkett-Smith to stop talking about her life because you’re not used to women owning their story while in a relationship. It was uncomfortable to you bc you can’t conceive your partner having a life outside you. It’s kinda possessive.
Some of you (male, female, nonbinary) wanted Jada Pinkett-Smith to stop talking about her life because you’re not used to women owning their story while in a relationship. It was uncomfortable to you bc you can’t conceive your partner having a life outside you. It’s kinda possessive.
a man in a denim jacket is holding a cell phone in his hand .
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February 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This the one!
My tallest gf was 6’1 and the shortest 5’3. So I genuinely do not sweat a height difference 😂
February 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My tallest gf was 6’1 and the shortest 5’3. So I genuinely do not sweat a height difference 😂
Recycled discourse aside though… They puttin Melo in the hall of fame?
February 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Recycled discourse aside though… They puttin Melo in the hall of fame?
There’s a grand total of 6 black lesbians in my city… 2 are my masc sister wives and the other 4 are certifiably insane femmes… so whatever height I come off the steps as is what the girlies finna get.
February 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There’s a grand total of 6 black lesbians in my city… 2 are my masc sister wives and the other 4 are certifiably insane femmes… so whatever height I come off the steps as is what the girlies finna get.
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3 point contest and dunk contest. If two white boys win back to back im protesting the NBA.
February 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
3 point contest and dunk contest. If two white boys win back to back im protesting the NBA.
Is A’Ja fried hosting this 2v2? 👀🤣
February 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Is A’Ja fried hosting this 2v2? 👀🤣
This is solid advice! 😂🤣
February 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is solid advice! 😂🤣
Cause wtf y’all got goin oooon?!?
hey hey hey!!!!! these current skyline topics????
untopic them NOW.
untopic them NOW.
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Cause wtf y’all got goin oooon?!?
As high as insurance is, I’m calling roadside every. damn. time.
February 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As high as insurance is, I’m calling roadside every. damn. time.
I hate that it took me so long to learn this, but it changed my whole outlook on love once I did 🙌🏾
Masc women/studs/no labels - please start dating people who show you softness and care! Regardless if you identify as a woman or not, being masculine or not feminine doesn’t mean you don’t deserve consideration, someone who is intentional and sweet with you.
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I hate that it took me so long to learn this, but it changed my whole outlook on love once I did 🙌🏾
I don’t have the bandwidth to indulge them ppl set on misunderstanding the halftime show. Cause anyway 🙄… did y’all have good wings and dip at the party or nah?
February 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don’t have the bandwidth to indulge them ppl set on misunderstanding the halftime show. Cause anyway 🙄… did y’all have good wings and dip at the party or nah?
Imma rep the home team…
I’ll be just as hype if the blackity black team wins tho.
😂✊🏾
I’ll be just as hype if the blackity black team wins tho.
😂✊🏾
February 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Imma rep the home team…
I’ll be just as hype if the blackity black team wins tho.
😂✊🏾
I’ll be just as hype if the blackity black team wins tho.
😂✊🏾
Still up cause I JUST finished putting Valentine’s plans in place. The lover girl in me is reawakened and I love that for my heart… but my wallet is tf over me and it!
February 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Still up cause I JUST finished putting Valentine’s plans in place. The lover girl in me is reawakened and I love that for my heart… but my wallet is tf over me and it!
This feels like a more appropriate hour to say…
I might squirt for the first time hearing Bey sing Daughter live. Them operatic vocals 😮💨
I might squirt for the first time hearing Bey sing Daughter live. Them operatic vocals 😮💨
February 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This feels like a more appropriate hour to say…
I might squirt for the first time hearing Bey sing Daughter live. Them operatic vocals 😮💨
I might squirt for the first time hearing Bey sing Daughter live. Them operatic vocals 😮💨
Noooooo 😩🥲
Why they breaking up my family?!?
Why they breaking up my family?!?
Breaking: 2x-time WNBA champion Sydney Colson is signing a one-year deal with the Indiana Fever, her agent, LIFT Sports’ Gina Paradiso, told ESPN
Colson, who spent the last 3 seasons in Las Vegas, brings veteran pedigree and experience in the backcourt to a surging Fever squad
Colson, who spent the last 3 seasons in Las Vegas, brings veteran pedigree and experience in the backcourt to a surging Fever squad
February 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Noooooo 😩🥲
Why they breaking up my family?!?
Why they breaking up my family?!?
I know my frontal lobe is fully developed, I can’t remember the last time I went to investigate somebody’s socials.
February 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I know my frontal lobe is fully developed, I can’t remember the last time I went to investigate somebody’s socials.
Is this them saying don’t ask for shit at the end of the year, or…?
February 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Is this them saying don’t ask for shit at the end of the year, or…?
I’m convinced these refs just like startin shit 😂
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m convinced these refs just like startin shit 😂
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Me Anytime & Anywhere this song is played…
February 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Me Anytime & Anywhere this song is played…
😂😂😂
That better be the ice maker
February 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
😂😂😂
Bey gotta drop them cities and dates. I need to know if I’ll I get Hive seats with a lil credit line increase or should I start sellin it now?
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February 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Bey gotta drop them cities and dates. I need to know if I’ll I get Hive seats with a lil credit line increase or should I start sellin it now?